Yeehaw

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

nobody respects mentor-protégé relationships in fiction nymore they've always gotta be like "oh they're boning crazy" or "oh they're 1:1 nuclear family parent and child" THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO TYPES OF RELATIONSHIP IN THE WORLD

I kind of think Disco Elysium is one of those things where a bunch of people like it so you might just think it's some bullshit but it's actually good. Like look. It's not the game's fault that tumblr can't stop doing the overbearing babygirlifying thing. Like tumblr has a kind of enthusiasm that erases the actual thing

like sometimes i think what tumblr does to their favorite media is genuinely the opposite of love. i am not joking at all when i say this.

i dont even know where to start that fergus list is hilarious. no cleopatra but absolutely yang gufei and tomoe so specifically being married isnt an issue. no nero because her vibes are so cursed that fergus can sense the potential trainwreck a mile away but tamamo is fine. astolfo is always included in the 'female looking' category so them being absent here means fergus would not fuck astolfo (especially since caenis is included here). a good chunk of women who would murder him without a second thought are there but perfectly nice charlotte corday is where he draws the line because she's the first in a long time to instill the fear of death in him. nitocris and sheba are fair game for animal ear girls but NO suzuka. he would fuck quetz and martha and astraea but not himiko meaning theres a certain degree of violent holy woman he would just not survive. regular medea and summer wu are included but no medea lily or regular wu and yet also helena is here so i GUESS he can just sense if someone is like mentally mature? which means he also specifically just does not like shuten. so many of these servants are incredible red flags for any sort of physical or romantic relationship but fergus mac roich would fucking die before he has any sort of lust for everyones friend sei shonagon

brown eyes are heartmeltingly pretty pass it on

“if columbo was an ambush predator” okay yeah i’m sold