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this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

there should be multiple ask buttons. there should be a "normal" ask button, a "sexual" ask button, and a "formal" ask button. and if you've been mutuals for a year you can access the "serene" ask button

(defense) attorney culture is like the opposite of cop culture. lawyers hate all other lawyers with a barely concealed passion, yes, even their partners at the law firm. no solidarity, 85% drama and 15% social niceties. they’ll hang out together socially on occasion but they hate each other to their core. they’re like betta fish.

Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton were defense co-counsel on a murder trial 4 years before the duel.

This is because cops and doctors are fundamentally deferrential to their sources of authority. Lawyers are different. The purpose of a lawyer is to challenge authority.

Exactly. Thats why I specified defense attorneys (and corporate law, family law, estate and injury/employment, to different degrees) and not prosecuting attorneys, those guys can be suspiciously friendly…

Northerlion is the Aristotle to Jerma's Plato

northernlions redditor rationalism and its empirical inheritance as peripatetic, jermas own penchant for questioning showing his debt to an unseen socrates, a fondness for elenchus- a dialectical movement towards aporia. one leaves the jerma stream in a state of deepened perplexity- the northernlion stream in a sense of self assured appeal to a preexisting normalcy (aristotle himself neglected to see out his empiricism past the point of bias, after all)…. also jerma, like plato, is funnier x

Exactly you get what i- aw fuck we're Plutarch aren't we

nonononono y- you cant do this to me. femboy phaedrus is like my whole brand

are you fucking joking, he just nnnnghhh im a thirsty little flower-erd his diabetic ass into sucking on a hot mom's milky titties id would tell everyone ive ever met

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

I mean, real answer? I don't reblog 99% of the anti-racist posts that cross my dash because they all have this type of guilt-tripping on the end. I thought we agreed ten or fifteen years ago that we're not spreading that shit. I see plenty of posts I would love to reblog if they didn't all end with "but you won't reblog this and that proves you're actually racist" or words to that effect

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

i miss 2012 so much i could cry

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

Yes, artist who has commissions open for everyone. I... I would like to commission you. I would like to commission... [sniffles] A picture of my character. [Inhales really sharply] Please. If that's okay. And i'd like you to draw her looking... [Wipes tears from eye] Looking... super cool and. And awesome [voice wobbles] Please. If you can. It's okay if you can't. It's okay if that's not alright. It's [Sniffles loudly] It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You can use my money I'm giving you to beat me over the head until i am killed if you want

Someone will point out the disproportionate popularity of White male characters and people will come out of the woodwork to go 'that's not racism or misogyny it's just this character is more interesting/hot/relatable' as if the very notion that White men are more interesting/hot/relatable than women or characters of colour isn't literally racism and misogyny. Thanks for proving the point!