Yeehaw

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

meeting odysseus was probably the best day of nausicaa’s life tbh like she grows up hearing songs of war hero celebrity odysseus sung in her court and then meets him irl helpless and sopping wet and he tells her she looks like a goddess. it’s straight out of a self insert teenage girl fanfiction like u know she would have loved blogging on tumblr about this this

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

thing abt being some sort of dyke or lesbo is that you find yourself talking about girls with girls. clear conflict of interest, there.

so instead of saying "i would love to have sex with several of my close friends" in dms with a close friend, because that would make it a bit awkward, i instead say it here in front of like, everyone

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.