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this is my favorite comic ever i never donβt want to see it on my dash

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You stumble through the last few steps of the desert road as the oasis carvanserai's welcome walls come into view. A pair of catgirl wayfarer monks receive, offering wineskins, black bread, and betel nuts with cardamom and dates.
Having had your fill of these amenities, you ask your hosts what lands lie nearby. The older catgirl's ears perk up with visible delight, for she has spent most her seventeen-and-seven years of holy service here coming up with this speech.
"Seven days' walk dawnward β perhaps eight, if you lack spirit discipline β begin the Uncountable Pillar Marches, once the edge of the now-defunct Pattern Egg Empire. Its towering pillars of basalt and malachite still stand, though oft askew. Each pillar is home to one of a clangorous and unruly mass of scorpiongirl philosophers, cranegirl god-speakers, and fennecgirl charlatans, all shouting to be heard. Bring wax to seal your ears, offerings of food and coin, and a traveling companion with a strong throwing arm."
"If, instead, you follow the sunset for longer than I'd care to, you'll find storied Attar-in-Mourning. Long ago, its shrikegirl sorcerer-queen plucked out her eye and replaced it with a shard of a slumbering primordial godgirl's sapphire brain. She is thus incomparable in all subtle art, and a monster infinitely worse than the rock lodged in her skull. If you must visit Attar-in-Morning, be sure you travel alongside snakegirls, for the sorcerer-queen is inexplicably fond of them."
"Go at night by the polestar till you reach a river, then follow its waters, and you'll reach the great port-city Chryselephantine. It's been in uproar ever since a catgirl crime syndicate stole of a copy of the Crucible Phoenix Manual. Now all the catgirl mobsters have spirit discipline, gun arts, and ascended forms, and they've overthrown Chryselephantine's royal beasts. It is perhaps mildly more dangerous than its neighbors, though the price of arsenic there is quite modest."
"Now, see that mountain on the horizon? Set out that way, and you'll find yourself in the magmatic demesne of the Girl-Eating Pantokrator, who knows the ways of death-without-action." Here, the older monk frowns, and departs from her script. "Please direct any questions about her name to my companion." The younger catgirl stifles a laugh, having mastered the art of doing so in the months since the elder monk last gave this speech.
"And to the beith, there are the Aerial Ziggurats, five-times-five-thousand." (all catgirls know what beith is). "Before the seas were salt, the ziggurats were flying palaces and world-smiting warships. Now they are tombs, and like all tombs, they draw scavengers. Vulturegirls and scarabgirls and opossumgirls steal away into the ruins in search of forbidden secrets and long-forgotten wonders. A wretched lot, they, and best avoided."
The younger catgirl, though, shakes her head. She shoots you a look that says "oh you know, it's just some teens sneaking up there to drink and dice and pact with demongirls (and also I'm totally dating one of them!)" It's a commendable demonstration of the Locutive Smile! Maybe she'd rather take up the desert road than stay here with her master...
Shit man, this trojan war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hands to the sky and say βgrey-eyed athena, strengthen my spearβ or some similar shit, and he felled 27 men at once before being whisked away by divine mist. The narrator didnβt even mention him, thatβs how common shit like this is. My ass is stuck with a bow and 2 arrows. I think I just heard βwould to god my rage, my fury would drive me now to hack your flesh away and eat you rawβ two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
she doesn't even know Seth's name at this point, and she's bragging on them to strangers because they're friends
Toby Fox, if/when Ralsei comes out you have the opportunity to do the funniest Ralsei meta-moments yet:

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i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.
its bonkers that its like. public knowledge. to the point of being a trope. that all cops hate internal affairs. and people still try to act like cops are capable of morality.
popular media has done an excellent job convincing the public that the job of an internal affairs department is to make sure billybob the baby murderer gets away so he can kill more babies instead of like. double checking that the cops are respecting peoples most basic human rights. which they aren't.
One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme
Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!
Ogre so dumb he isn't even aware of the best-known quotations of ancient Greek literature intended to expose the characterβs shallowness! At this rate Ogre will never get through Chapter 3!
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when your friends are kinkenabling you instead of kinkshaming you
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the egg and the closet are two different concepts
to be in the closet is to not be "out", not be "known" as what you are. much ink has been spilled about how the closet isn't really a straight line, you can be out to some people and closeted elsewhere, out online but closeted to everyone in real life.
the egg is a state of unknowing. you do not know you are transfeminine. you might be drawn to femininity, you might know this consciously and seek it out or even publicly express femininity, but if you either do not know your own transfemininity or are in deep denial about it, you're in the egg.
knowledge cracks the egg. if you're outright searching for reasons to transition or justifications for your own transgenderness the egg is cracked. if you've admitted to yourself your own transfemininity the egg is cracked. this is usually still a volatile experience, there might be some questioning or retreating back into the shell, some moments feel stronger than others, but you can't uncrack the egg.
we really canβt overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, theyβll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isnβt some tightrope walk, itβs a gigantic net of total permission to eat.
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i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
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whatever i guess nobody've read that so imma just drop the screenshots
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I Saw The TV Glow, dir. Jane Schoenbrun, 2024.
my all time favorite tiktok skit that needs to be as famous as it is all consuming in my mind idc idc

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