Yeehaw

I am doing a vibes base transition. I eat estrodoil off the ground and inject prog whenever I find a needle laying around like a video game health item

I live like this

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

the electrician downstairs:

Men's underwear: easy access hole

One of the most photogenic tornadoes in history

the main character is this guy named din who's an apprentice investigator with mental augmentation to make him an "engraver," someone who can remember everything perfectly. he's a strait-laced guy but his shameful secret is that he's dyslexic and can't memorize text on sight like an engraver is supposed to. his boss ana is a quirky genius who annoys everyone else to death but he's always just like "I couldn't say, ma'am" to her bullshit. she's delightful and their relationship is very funny. she is a big time freak who wears a blindfold bc she thinks better with one of her senses dulled but she's also a genius detective and only she can solve the mysterious case...

which is that a tree grew out of a guy's body killing him instantly. pretty sick. there is quite a bit of gory imagery but it wasn't too extreme for me. also the reason they can give themselves all these superpowers is there are gigantic beasts that live in the sea and try to clamber up on land every now and then and their blood has powers. you gotta kill them at the sea walls so they don't destroy cities but you also gotta collect the blood and bones to do magic shit

it's like a twisty fantasy mystery. the main character is a member of the lgbt community. so literally what else do you need to know. the one thing that pissed me off is there was a map at the front and a list of all the imperial ranks but I wanted a god damn glossary. I don't mind a fantasy animal or rank or slang term but I want to be able to flip to the back of the book and remember what they mean

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

>thread is from 13 years ago