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I finally made an instagram for these @shitsfine (shhhitsfine was already taken) you can be my first follower if you want!

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

THOG MOBILE

i know hes trying to make fun of the city slickers here but the way this is written really makes it sound like he is Not At All having fun with his country work and he wants to be at party

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

Kill me yourself you fucking pussy

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

looks at you

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@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

well that can't be good

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible