Man With a Case

Millions of people are now fully aware that this corrupt, genuinely evil company has weaponized an entire police force to attack people that are trying to get back a collection of Legos they STOLE from AN OLD MAN.

Reckless Ben and his crew have gone through every legal route to get this man's Legos back, OR the money they're worth, only to get harassed, their home raided, and even jailed. It's UNBELIEVABLY corrupt, and it turns out the owners and cops are all mormons, which is why they're literally violating basic human rights over A COLLECTION OF LEGO.

But at the same time I can't get over Simon being thrust into this different world

And Ryan Gosling is there

my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st:

Tried out for a solo because he never did music with alto solos so when there was one I tried out for. This motherfucker said TO MY FACE "You're perfect for the part but I don't like you, so you're not getting it." TO A FUCKING EIGTH GRADER

Jokes on him tho he was a fucking dumbass who was fired the next year because he went out to get his mail at the end of his drive while completely naked while kids were walking by

What I do know however is that I want to bind. Like really bad. I want to know what a flat chest is like. The problem is, my chest is fucking massive and I'm really worried I won't actually be able to.

A Good Stretch

confo judge: *looks at the first dog* *sweating* *shaking* *hyperventilating* *a single tear rolls down their cheek* *their life flashes before their eyes*

We don’t have any of the large predators we used to (black bears, mountain lions, or gray wolves) but still retain large deer populations. If nothing is removing animals, they’ll quickly overload the carrying capacity of the environment and have massive losses to starvation and disease that can also pass on to livestock. Human hunters replace the large predators that our landscape can no longer support.

It’s kinder to euthanize an un-releasable hawk rather than try to find it a permanent home with humans. Wildlife rehabs have extremely limited space and resources and are usually run entirely on donated money and volunteer time. Only a few are large and stable enough to care for permanent residents long-term, and those spots are few and far between.

An invasive species poses a danger to threatened native wildlife. I will admit- Australian possums are adorable. But not in New Zealand, where they’re an invasive species that eats the eggs of ground-dwelling birds that previously had no such predators. The landowners I worked with replanting native bush, all native Maori, had no qualms about setting the dogs on them.

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.