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i can be trusted with big floofy tail

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

if i were to design a water starter it would be a crayfish that makes you think its gonna be water/steel for the first two stages because it tries to be a knight and make its own armor and protect people but its third stage is water/bug because it was too stupid to actually do any of that

"it dedicates its life to serving a princess. unfortunately, its memory is bad, so it often forgets who that is"

my beautiful daughter, Big Wet Idiot

you love her. You Have To

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I love cultural exchange

I read this as "Boston is running out of deer" and was like huh??? Are the Scottish tourists hunting all the deer????

why does no one ever talk about the fact that ron desantis was highkey crushing on godot. like even his wife was like "yea he loves dudes in masks" and nobody in the fandom ever talks about it

DELITE DELITE RON DELITE FROM THE HIT GAME ACE ATTORNEY: TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS. FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON GODOT