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I’d forgotten there was a koko the talking gorilla episode of x-files…it really was the nineties back in the nineties

“how bad is the gorilla suit?” just, fucking terrible. “did the gorilla get abducted by aliens?” of course the gorilla got abducted by aliens.

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

let's give a big round of applause for girls pushing your face into her bulging hard underwear, cock throbbing against your face while she says "see what you did?"

I cannot be trusted as a little spoon I WILL be grinding my ass into your crotch

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

gender affirming pointy teeth