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Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

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plantanarchy

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

nihilistwife

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

plantanarchy

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

nihilistwife

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

aurpiment

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

akashicrecord

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

abimee

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kaelio

Recipes from Portland's famous but long-closed Rheinlander restaurant. This cookbook was produced in a limited window before Chef Mager's death. All of these fucking slap.

ladyvean

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

kaelio

just to be clear

certifiedsoupposts

certified soup post

kaelio

It's sooo good

The lentil soup post is yeah beyond amazing. I know lentil soup doesn't seem like it could be that good. You simply don't Know how beloved the rheinlander lentil soup was. This was a famous soup here.

tallspookylady

teamwork makes the dream work

zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

transfemininomenon

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

depsidase

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tyronepowerbottom

couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

ralfmaximus

Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

betterisbest

depsidase

austimpowerz

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

laqueus

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

sapphic-gengar

BRING HIM BACK

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gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

sapphic-gengar

oh thank goodness

contemptible-scoundrel

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

lesbi-nyan

sorry i cant leave this in the tags

FUCKING! REAL!!! say it louder fur the people in the back! ~nya

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