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venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

when i die look for the floating skull giving you premonitions. don’t worry it’s me and it’s a good omen

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

If youre 27 then you have been alive for 2 years

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

let her speak

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

I kinda love when I take a picture of something beautiful and it looks like shit because it humbles me and reminds me to stay off my phone