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i'm excited to live the rest of my life like it belongs to me

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

can someone tag molly

molly you have to see this one

if only i had something hanging off the same arm that i'm using to hold my water bottle that i could use to carry it that would also hide it. oh well

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

that Brian Eno quote about how whatever you find most repulsive about a medium (film grain, record scratches/fuzz, CDs skipping) will be the first thing you try and emulate once that medium is obsolete because it's "the sign of a moment too powerful for the medium assigned to contain it".... man.......

“Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.” -Brian Eno

Google search "how do other people manage it"

i kinda miss winged eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man feminism. it wasn’t perfect but it was better than what we’re working with now

ugly people fuck all the time they’ve been fucking since the dawn of time so if you’re ugly and you’re not fucking that’s kind of on you

i’m actually gonna argue that ugly people fuck the most