slime puppy zone

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

suck butch dick 2026

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

it’s so fucking annoying how like all the popular overplayed songs are just honestly not that good like there’s so much more deserving and better music out there than the top 40 bullshit (cool music mutual with good taste leaves the room) if wonderwall was a firetruck it would be the biggest one in the world

not just mutuals but someone i’d eat a sandwich in the park with

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”