Don't Expect Much

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me

okay well not the senator we were expecting to die but hey i'll take it

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

god i need something so bad. but what is it

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W

THE TITANIC?????