definitely a real human being

She looks like a living diamond she’s so pretty!!!!!!

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contract each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

would you love us if we were twin gods

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much