definitely a real human being

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction

I love having a little brother i was making breakfast and was complaining about the fact i needed background music while waiting for my eggs to cook and he proceeded to start singing a random song to which i interrupted with “no no. Opera.” And then he proceeded to scream the worst opera song you’ve ever heard

Two minutes before this i was pissing him off by going into his room and saying ciabatta bread wrong (see-uh-bahtah)

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

Ok so bad news my phone almost blew up today

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one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

What filled you with numbness during your teenage years will make you ugly cry in bed during your late twenties

i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

There’s a little Irish coochie gargoyle I think!! I can’t remember her name, but she’s silly and is sometimes found over church doorways