Lupin the 3rd is High Art and No One Believes Me

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

what’s wrong with “xD”?

not now quirkybrittany

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling