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beastliness

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

beastliness

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

beastliness

also perform in, film, model for, and photograph

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divorceddadrock

not-lupus

anexperimentallife

andthentheywilleatthestars

pseudomasochist

I have started unironically doing this. It is DEVASTATINGLY effective. You make friends SO easily.

Stop wishing people would do this and be the person who does this.

fluff-e-boy

Lately girls have taken joy in grinding me up into a fine paste and storing me in tubes

lillie-garden

back into the tube, lore

darkmoonhyena

to the tube with you, lore

demilypyro

lore it's tube time

fluff-e-boy

I feel like this is counterproductive to my himedanshi lifestyle

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misscromwellsmonocle

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

darnitjack

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

pharmersonly

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

slunch

danielkanhai

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

ayellowbirds

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

erkhyan

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

ayellowbirds

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

shisasan

June 8, 1897 Rilke and Andreas-Salomé: a love story in letters (1897-1926)

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8nin

Sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone

fragile-things-archive

did you sleep well tonight? (I love you) we should do this one day (I love you) did you eat? (I love you) I brought you this because it's your favorite (I love you) have you taken your vitamins? (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) did you get home safe? (I love you) I made you some tea (I love you) how's the project that you're working on? (I love you) don't forget your umbrella (I love you) take my scarf (I love you) I'll wait with you (I love you) I'll wait for you (I love you) (I love you) (I love you)

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

an-atlas-or-other

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

disasterhimbo

#I love this stupid image macro format. pro-life/dies anyway will always be funny to me. it's so stupid I fucking love it

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therobotwig

One year ago today I posted this practically shot Iron Giant photo I created using real figures, lighting, miniature sets & my trusty old tin foil for water technique & cotton wool for the splashes.

gwendolinechristie

HAPPY 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PACIFIC RIM!!

theseaance

you know what it is, bitch

gwendolinechristie

HAPPY 13 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PACIFIC RIM <3

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