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redstonedust

netizen is a really cute word for Person On The Internet im surprised i dont see it used in more english language stuff. lets all be netizens of tumblr together.

#ah yes the vintage slang I miss it #it'll be hard for it to make a comeback given that we're not netizens we are John Citizen Real Human #whose real identities must be no more than a click or two away.#or bots who aren't citizens but parasites #this culture of Minors DNI bullshit depends on the modern demand of real identities. it's insane.#it's categorically fucking bananas to see people earnestly post takes about how fandom is for Children Only which is just nuts even if you #know your fucking history. we didn't know the ages of the internet randos on the message boards. it was fine. truly it was!#none of this real identity shit has stopped Bad Things happening to ANYONE btw. stop repeating fascist talking points pls.#anyway. I miss being a netizen. I miss the internet of old toxic and horrible in its own ways as it was.#it's language from a time long fucking gone. it's not going to come back.

probuccalfat

this collective dunk lmaooooo GET HER ASS

pac-apologist

This post is about lesbophobia shut the fuck up

probuccalfat

i don’t know why you’re being a bitch when it would actually be great for lesbians (and everyone ) if people (like the woman in the op) realized they don’t have to date and can be happy/fulfilled alone. like that’s kind of the solution… instead of trying to sub in women that they aren’t for real into because they don’t enjoy dating men, they can just… opt to not date.

transandrogyny--turtlebug

oh no, queer giving their input on struggles we share. Does pac do this to all queer people or just ace/aro ones? the world may never know

#the tags were relevant and contributed to the discussion #like SUPER got to the point of it all. like it's the answer to the whole thing. fuck meeeeeeee #I totally understand some cases of this is a post about x not y fuck off but not this one ugh #christ. the infighting. nice to see people defending the tags

exlibra

garak: sorry odo i’m too tired for treason right now maybe we can try again later. (makes himself laugh with his own joke) ok you know what maybe some treason is ok after all. let’s go

orcboxer

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

lokaror

we dont chaos kill that many people.

orcboxer

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

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@ouch_Takemeout

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fionn-o-nassus

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

dogposts

she destroyed all of the stuffed animals except for this one

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

didderd-reblogs

were--ralph

in the tags, your sexual orientation and who you play in smash bros

#tranny faggot and whoever I feel like at the time idk idc do I look like I have strategy???

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commanderchr1st

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

commanderchr1st

this is not a bit but a grim reality

doctorworm7kbs

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

commanderchr1st

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

#as a software engineer I am appalled that nobody even questioned if that was going to be a problem or even tested it????

dragon-in-a-fez

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

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mortalityplays

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

#do you people understand how much sex there is in nursing homes??????#also cos women typically outlive men the ratio of men/women in nursing homes is nuts #even if these ladies have GayWakenings in later life like. those dudes are gettin puss off the charts

cheaphalloweencostume

listen im not taking credit for this joke but i have to report what ive seen on facebook: i saw someone say ttheyre gonna put mitch mcconnell’s brain in john fetterman’s body like evil con carne

asordidbarwere

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“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

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