French Tugboat

finding out that Ottawa has a night mayor who's whole job is to improve the nightlife of the city and make it less boring is amazing because I know for a fact that Ilya was blowing up that man's phone like crazy 😭 he'd be @ing him every single week on twitter and bringing him up unprompted in interviews like I hope this win will inspire Mathieu to do his job 🙏

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

i've been struck by the whim to read mpreg fic but i'm so pro-abortion that 90% of the plots instantly fall apart for me. "i can't be pregnant!" okay well you don't have to be. what do you not have planned parenthood in the mpreg universe

for people who have only recently gotten used to how there's adults now with birthyears that start with "two thousand", you only have until 2028 to prepare for the reality of adults born in years that start with "twenty"

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Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses