hmmm

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

Anyone notice how it's all a woven tapestry

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

working on my fashion line again

Here at fabric shirts we pride ourselfs in using real fabric in our shirts for a truly expereience

a truly invigorating experience indulge your senses in my fabric

Wrap your body around this shirt to feel invigorated in fabric

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

Girl whatever

wait what did i do? im sorry

It’s okay

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown