I think really liking radiohead is a bit low iq musically is that wrong to say

new job is so funny I’ve collected a million stories yesterday three of my girl students circled around me and said Ms. Ally please wear a messy bun tomorrow and I said why? And they said well because we’d like to see how it looks on you :)

commenting “not my type. So delete it.” Under videos of white girls doing song covers on the omnnichord

zooey deschannel and joseph Gordon levitt were really visually so important to me as an imaginary couple because with her freak giant bug eyes and his beady rat eyes combined they would have created a child with such normal eyes. it's really something

I have woman privilege because I am often called poised when I am really just frigid as a means of self preservation!

everybody is stealing Molly sodas bit except they’re doing it over ten years too late and much worse

Santa Cruz is so beautiful if you can bear all the terrible people there

For my job interview I have to lead a mock children’s art group for a bunch of adults …..I am scared how do I do this

im the guy who came up with that extra gum commercial where the little white boy draws cartoons on the wrappers for his girlfriend while that cover of can't help falling in love with you plays. i came up with it because im sensitive and i love extra gum

Bfs twink roommate left YouTube up on the tv and the last thing he looked up was “Jane remover blaccent”

boyfriend told me his financial aspirations are motivated by a plan to save up enough to allow me to take a year off work to make art….oh <3!

Flights to guam are so disgustingly expensive they’re trying to keep the resident French Mexican chamorro Princess from connecting with her culture