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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
oozey mess
Misplaced Lens Cap
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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cherry valley forever
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@dinajames
Every time someone tags one of my quilts with a variation of "I should learn to quilt" please know that I see you, you should, I will help you learn. I taught myself with a magazine article and three YouTube videos, you can do this!
Same here with the YouTube videos. I am still a beginner but I, too, would be happy to join the Tumblr Quilt Guild and help guide others into the world of quilting.
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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok
reminds me of this reddit comment I have saved
The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
WHAT
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.
Born without a groove 😔
With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Time to get hyped for Moon Day!
MOON DAY IS TOMORROW! I'M NOT READY!
Technically it's Sun Day. But next year we'll have Moon Moon Day.
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5 0 Y E A R S A G O
Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩🚀🌛
IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE
examples:
And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:
Corsi is not real
John William Waterhouse official site
John William Waterhouse wikipedia
Dracula Daily Accountability Poll!
July 18: You're a crewman aboard the Demeter. There's something on board that shouldn't be here. Something bad is going to happen. Someone needs to take watch while everyone else sleeps. Time to draw lots... If you choose the option with the least amount of votes, you're on watch tonight, and whatever happens, happens. Good luck.
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How'd you do?
I’m reading about pigs in medieval iconography and it’s fascinating how you can trace a direct line from their medieval perception as being icons of gluttony, excess, sin, and carnal overindulgence to the way “pig” is used as an insult today.
The average modern person has zero concept of how far back their default prejudices often extend and just how little some things have changed in 600-700 years.
e me a mail
make the attachment a pic of a snail
give me two gifs
of critters in clover
then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER
I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.
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bring out the rotating tiger
so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!
If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.
Re: The Odyssey, someone on--Bluesky, maybe?--mentioned that I wrote "Troy in Fifteen Minutes" back in the day, and I would like to point out that that post is 22 years old. Just in case you haven't sustained any psychic damage today.
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
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this has officially gone to its new home which means i can post about it without ruining the surprise! baby's first quilt! it fought me a bit, and it definitely fought my 50 year old sears kenmore sewing machine until i bought a walking foot, but i'm sooo happy with how it turned out!!
it's based on the cats on cats pattern from birch fabrics, although i just drew out the pattern to suit the size i needed rather than actually using the pattern. i made it 50"x60" so although it's a baby blanket, it won't be outgrown!
still have leftover batting so maybe a smaller quilt for myself is in the future.....
YOU hates terfs
rb if u hates terfs
Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post
