Dibbersify

tumblr has finally (for now) wised up and stopped showing me those horrible mobile game ads I kept reporting and started just showing me a baby eating stuff. I think it's ads for baby food or a baby meal plan or something but as a picture that sometimes unexpectedly appears before me I infinitely prefer it to the cartoon ladies in alarming situations. I don't mind a baby eating stuff all over the place on my dash. a baby's gotta eat ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

certified Monica-free

how do we get them to stop doing that

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

the greatest of gatsbies

@mu-mimama

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

What in the fuck did you possibly do to get hit with the modern day “shard of magical ice in eye that freezes your soul and makes you unable to recognize joy” curse? Like come back here that is literally how the fairytale goes, WHAT happened to you

Cast in a rock opera about vampires that is set in the 80s. There's a lot of glitter.

Oh that fucking slaps! It’s not Tanz der Vampire, right? What is it?