Chaos, but make it tired

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

it's been like 2 years. i havent touched it. never needed to. "you don't really have a choice," are you so swift to forget the recent past? Bitch i still use itunes to download mp3s to so i have them forever and any song i want, then my sister burns them to CDs. When boycotts rolled out my other sister got no thanks to scan what products we shouldn't buy. i still use corded headphones not because "its older" but because it's easier. a fool criticizes those who buy candles 200 years after the invention of the electric light until the power goes out. become ungovernable. you are not immune to propaganda. you've never had Chatgpt forced upon you, the only thing forced upon you is the idea that Chatgpt is forced upon you. why claim you need something today that you didn't need yesterday. little bitch.

Oh, and we need to build a penis. How? No fucking clue, use whatever we've got lying around. We're going to have to McGyver the fuck out of this dick.

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

Art

How. Interesting

Absolute bog standard post

I think about this comic and thread all the time lately.

"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

Yeah actually being chronically ill is often about finding The Vitamin many times over for many aspects of your life. You might not find The One Vitamin To Rule Them All as a disabled person, but maybe this year you find out oh actually I have asthma and it isn't supposed to be hard to walk uphill and carry a conversation at the same time, then next year you learn that oh I have GERD and I can actually just take some pepcid and not feel like my whole chest and throat and mouth is on fire every morning, etc ad nauseum. Anything can be The Vitamin if you just didn't know you were disabled

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

anyways, if you feel the need to use ai to do your work for you, consider this: get a new hobby because this one isn't for you

unfortunately, I will write this fic and I am writing this fic are two very different things