i feel as if i'm going to lose something today

MY WATER BOTTLE OPENED AND MY BAG AND EVERYTHING IN IT IS SOAKED

now this train is insanely hot and I am stuck in a bad seat because someone is asleep in my actual seat :/

Someone on this train is playing the world's most annoying music out loud it's like children's music if it was sung by an evil industrial chain smoking lizard but I can't see them or get up from my seat... We need to bring back shame in public maybe the pillory

starting 75 hard again on monday... except i'm cheating so it's not 75 hard because i can't drink 4 litres of water again i was nearly pissing myself every day. and self-help books are against my religion so i will be reading real books. whatever i did it once for real so now i can do it for fake as it were... but sticking to every other rule yayy

does anybody have a link to watch the odyssey with subtitles... it's for my mummy and my daddy

i find Bryan Johnson kind of charming sorry... He can be minister of health under my totalitarian state idgaf

now that I've written my master's dissertation I can focus on what's important: my beautiful 43 k (so far) word yaoi novel. On the 0.05% chance it makes me famous you guys will have known me first. This will be revolutionary. Probably the first time a novel's readership (all of my followers will be encouraged to purchase it and then you'll pretend to like it or send me anon hate. All attention is good attention) will know the ferritin levels of the author. This will really change the game