Rummaging through trash looking for trinkets

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

Amazing. Digital. Circus.

Chevrolet should release a line of cars called The Dog Killer

it’s okay to be horny as long as u feel really bad and gross and weird about it

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

soon it will be time to prance around cutely

angels aren't real. it was probably a weather balloon that gave you a spanking fetish, or maybe phytoplankton.

when you like a beautiful mutual's selfie and you feel like the sewer witch touching them with your gross long finger