Rummaging through trash looking for trinkets

when you like a beautiful mutual's selfie and you feel like the sewer witch touching them with your gross long finger

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

is it okay for a man to have a bob..........

also are we sure that's a man. there could be estrogen in the chocolate (imagines willy wonka as a beautiful and frightening woman) you know I think I could forgive anyone for turning a child blue and spherical

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

i associate the word ‘discretion’ so closely with this post that i can’t hear or think or say it without immediately remembering do you have a hairy assed mans legs veryhairylegs started following you and i would like financial compensation

I saw ur ass in the speaking house Ptah whispering "bottom heavy eunuchs" into ur palm

An angel asked you what you said and you you didn't say anything as if Aion-Ptah of the four-letter Name has not spoken all things and we all saw you trip and spill your light-body as you passed through the House of the Tau-Oneiroi back to Malkhuth.

I will fulfill my amazing digital purpose

I bet you're really proud of that pun. Even though I can't see it, I know exactly how smug your amazing digital smirk is.

Keep talking like that and you'll see how hard this amazing digital jerk hits.