Rummaging through trash looking for trinkets

they dont sell anything for a dollar anymore #deprecatethedollar

Elves produce sugars

i cordially invite you to fucking NOT or at least CROP the screenshot or write you own tweet as i am STILL getting insults and death threats from AI bros on a weekly basis and id like to be able to have a normal twitter inbox

many of you i'm afraid

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Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

Why did I just lay a Monday egg on a Wednesday .

the world is a strange and wonderous place

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult