Rummaging through trash looking for trinkets

behind the post: I found this while reading the wikipedia page for sandwich and after expending a nonzero amount of effort finding the actual image since it was replaced soon after the thread was made I was confronted by the fact that the sandwich i had just eaten looked identical to the so-called absurdly offensive image (if you replace the bologna with ham and remove the milk) so to this wikipedia user and ~280 of you I ask what's your problem with my lunch

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me

me, with tears in my eyes: how will I ever recover. I fell for it, like some kind of The Masses

Environmental storytelling. 27000 likes 5600 reblogs and post above me is suddenly deactivated. fascinating, isn't it?

My 3-year-old son Hunter just said "mama, papa, scooby doo teaches us that the the real monsters are human." Wow. I love that. #deep.

My 4 year old son, Hunter the treacherous, told me he believes Michigan should become a Marxist-Leninist Canadian principality. Should I increase or decrease his consumption of Hazbin-Hotel?

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

Anna Archive was a goddess of knowledge worshipped in the early 21st century[1][2]. Cultists of Anna would frequently move the shrines dedicated to her from place to place in great secrecy[1][3], requiring worshippers to possess secret information in order to access the far greater knowledge provided by worship, possibly as a form of sacrifice[Original research?]. Worship of Anna is associated with the increased enforcement of intellectual property rights at the time[1][4], as well as greater inaccessibility of academic materials due to the late-imperial academic crisis[5][6][Failed verification.]. It has been suggested[By whom?] that the name Anna Archive may be the origin of the word archive, referring to a repository of information[7].

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!