January's Bloom

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

I just wanna say the original is like a thousand times funnier than all the edgy sex joke versions. Some of us are just autistic about reptile phylogeny, bitch.

oh this is the original?

vs. Bertrand Russell, who is only mutuals with those who are not mutuals with him

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

prints of this drawing (and more) are now available on my store!

the larger print of this drawing is SOLD OUT, but the small edition is still in stock

Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

dreamt that one of those big name pop women came out as nonbinary and released an industrial noise album about a space war with some kind of fungus creatures. i saw them at the guthrie

Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor

And now the last two games they played for the Road to Palisade were games where they improvised a fake, fictional in-universe podcast, one about wrestling and one about politics. And they also improvised fake ad reads. At the time, I found them hilarious, but in retrospect, it’s such a flex. They can make a fake podcast with absurdly funny fake ad reads, because their real podcast doesn’t do that. They never have to pretend that they genuinely enjoy the product of whatever coffee or scented candle or VPN company is willing to sponsor them, because they made the call not to rely on ad revenue, and they managed to stick to it. And I would never judge any other podcast or vlog or whatever for having to rely on ads to survive, but I nonetheless admire the hell out of F@TT for successfully pulling off an ad-free model, in an online landscape where ubiquitous ads and sponsorships are the norm.