VIXI·RISI·AMAVI

There's a weird liminal space in James Bond pastiches between "full on Cold War paranoia" and "guy who lives in a volcano building planet-busting superweapons for the pure love of the game" where the superweapon guy is working for a nefarious foreign power, but, like, apparently they didn't know about the superweapon? I want to see what that guy's funding application looked like. Just once.

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okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

DSM5 I Meant DSM5

Wizard frog blessings upon you!

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tornados are so fucking stupid like what do you mean thunderstorms just decide they wanna get on the ground and do a little twirl. like be serious

can’t believe i had a paralyzing phobia of weather ballerinas for like 14 years

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

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Putting a light bulb in your mouth is kinda like step-sibling porn; the subject(s) get stuck and have to crack to get unstuck. Bink about it.

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the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store:

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

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