VIXI·RISI·AMAVI

Sitting here watching the delivery tracker app as the little icon of the car very slowly increases in width while remaining in the same spot knowing it's just a glitch of some kind, but, like, imagine.

Peering sourly at my phone like "ah shit, they sent the Wide Car again".

I love when it decides to correct a desync between the app and the location, so it just shows the car doing a blues brothers through several culdesacs and a lake.

Official ominous sign

There's a weird liminal space in James Bond pastiches between "full on Cold War paranoia" and "guy who lives in a volcano building planet-busting superweapons for the pure love of the game" where the superweapon guy is working for a nefarious foreign power, but, like, apparently they didn't know about the superweapon? I want to see what that guy's funding application looked like. Just once.

i have a suggestion

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

DSM5 I Meant DSM5

Wizard frog blessings upon you!

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