VIXI·RISI·AMAVI

Every once in a while I'm struck by the fact that the early seasons of SG-1 took place in the late 90's, and what tech was and wasn't available, all of which is to say I 100% believe Teal'c had a LiveJournal account and was moderator of at least one Star Wars fan forum.

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Oh boy, a bunch of stone spikes standing in a barren wasteland. I'm certain this is a place of honor, and that many highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here. A place of value to be sure!

onto better things thursday

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

Unofficial Autism Post

Cuntrapposto.

Cuntrapusso

learning about soccer has made me realize how much of a blood sport hockey is. watching a match like "when do they start punching and then get benched for two minutes before they get out there and do the exact same thing again"

homophobic people when they realize they bought m&ms instead of m&fs

STOP REBLOGGING THIS ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

MAKE THIS THE MOST FAMOUS POST ON THIS WEBBED SITE

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

the context for this btw was four years ago someone asked me if I'm a vim user or an emacs user and I said no and this anon seemingly assumed that this must mean I use a different even more niche application for editing text files