shitposting mathematician

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

knee-deep in a relatively staid online forum debate and someone quoted Legend of the Galactic Heroes to emphasize a point in the same way you'd quote, like, Tacitus. forced to conclude that yes, okay, fine, this is a thing that can happen now. LotGH is the Tacitus of anime

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified as genital-shaped. eyes? yonic symbolism. fingers? phallic symbolism. thats all there is

on my hands and knees begging people to get a sense of LLM "voice" because this is getting ridiculous. or at least run every substack (etc.) post you're thinking of sharing through pangram first. pls. pls...

the thing is, like, I don't even have a hatred of LLMs, they're very useful tools and they have their place (and are even fascinating in their own right). but if you are trying to make a rhetorical point, your point is directly undercut by the fact that you're using claude (etc) to construct your argument. it just is like. come on. let's get serious here. do you have something to say or do you not.

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died