shitposting mathematician

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Problematic rage gap. The relationship is bad because one of them is prone to flying into a disconsolate fury. (confidently) If they were both prone to flying into a fury it would be okay.

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

in collapsing age civilization, nobody jumps for the bronze

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

shout out to the customs agent who had to handle my autistic ass. i'm pretty sure the "are you carrying more than $900 AUD in goods" line is about stuff that you're like. importing to sell. but there's nowhere on the form that says that so every single time i've come into the country i've been like "well there's my laptop, and my various consumer electronics, and my suitcase has ~10 shirts and ~4 pairs of pants and that's probably like $450 on its own from how fucking expensive that shit is" and they just look at me the way i imagine an anthropomorphic firewall handles a denial of service attack

i assume "illegal pornography" means stuff like snuff films and child abuse but i'm pretty sure i've got some pre-1981 depictions of homosexuality around somewhere

I've seen multiple people who don't actually know what a precision puzzle platformer is cite the 2D Sonic the Hedgehog games as examples of the type, and now I'm trying to imagine a true precision puzzle platformer with Sonic the Hedgehog's fuckass aerial physics. The mental image is... stark.

The Genesis Sonic the Hedgehog games are precision platformers in the same way that black ice is a dance floor.

The anti-vax and anti-science propaganda is very real - and also, frankly I think doctors and nurses would've had an easier time getting people not to fall for it if they spent less time treating people like fucking shit

This post is about a lot of things but it is especially about racism, medical abuse, and eugenics

i had a dream I was working at a bank or something, and while most of what I remember involves playing some cool-looking Sim City-alike on company time, at one point I was discussing my coworkers' employment history and was informed that somebody had been promoted "from household slave to Puzzles MILF"

mathematics grad student career trajectory

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

I mean, yes, I'm "literally from Hell" if you wanna get real technical about it, but I don't do what I do because I'm inherently evil. Like all beings, my actions are informed by their material circumstances – the material circumstances in question being "it would be really, really funny".