shitposting mathematician

"no more gnc men erasure!!!" ok but you losers don't even keep this energy for gender non conforming black boys because black people, especially dark skinned black people regardless of their gender, gotta fight to be seen with an ounce of femininity

from my own experiences people assumed I'm on testosterone or assumed I'm trying to pass despite my goal being fem/gnc and the fact I'm not going on hormones it's just annoying.

drupe Fruit perfec t size for take food from to e\at! inside very Sweet and Juicy mammal eat tasty put drupe in Mammal Mouth. Put Drupe In Mammal Mouth. no problems ever with druppe fruit because good Soft and Chewy for mammal teeth weak of tough leafy stalks. Adrupe Fruit yes a food for mammal put drupe in mammal mouth can trust drupe for giveing good food to mammal. friend drupe

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

I'm a big fan (enthusiast) of big fans (devices for creating air currents), but Big Fan (collective of large, prosperous fan merchants) is putting bad clicky noise in all of them to prevent me from understanding the dialogue in Big Fan (2009 film starring Patton Oswalt)

It was my girlfriend again

a hot tip you may not know about tumblr desktop: you can use the j/k keys to go back and forth by one post! it's like vim!

crucially, it doesn't matter how big the post is!

Upon reflection, I think the unifying factor in my taste in erotica is premises that can reasonably be characterised as "overengineered". Forty thousand words of geopolitcal worldbuilding to contextualise one sex scene? Check. Nuanced exploration of what a magic system revolving around the author's odd fetish implies for civil engineering best practices? Yes, please. Deep dive into what evolutionary pressures could conceivably produce a cock that does that? Don't mind if I do.

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

Look it's funny that these games are making Nintendo so mad but if i can be real Palworld and Pickmon and all games like it look really fuckin annoying

Like i don't think ragebaiting nintendo is enough to justify your games' existence. You gotta give me something with an actual identity and substance or else you look exactly as bland as the things you're ironically imitating

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.