In A Million Years, When We're Older

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

Honestly it’s shameful that Ringo Starr used the once-in-a-century Elf Stones Wish to add that second “r” to his last name. Just boring

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

OMGGG THOSE NAILS ARE ETHEREAL

My kids are still quite young (under school age), and I've been careful to try to make sure they only have kind role models. This has resulted in typical mean language being absent from their vocabulary, such as "you're stupid/ugly/I hate you", but they've started inventing their own ways to be mean lol, such as "you're not my brother anymore, you're a stranger to me now", and hearing that out of a toddler's mouth is so cutting lol

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

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YOUNG MAN

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THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

UONG MAN

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."