In A Million Years, When We're Older

it's not impossible that the tardis simply doesn't have bathrooms and you have to wait until it lands. we've seen no evidence on screen to contradict this.

this isn't a problem for time lords bcos they can hold it for a really long time

sometimes Dr Who is doing extended TARDIS maintenance and their human companions have to be like please please please can you land so I can piss and they're like UGH fine and land the TARDIS on a bathroom planet where everything is bathrooms and their companion is like this place makes me very uncomfortable

Everyone always talks about "a knuckles depth of blood and ash" and "There is nothing more reviled than the Orc", but my personal favourite line "it's ruin was overseen by the architects of its very destruction"

The feared sting-ray

4. uno

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man