In A Million Years, When We're Older

y'all aren't gonna believe the name of this goblin i just met

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

when the root of the tragedy was love.

okay this is really fascinating to me bc I feel like what they're each picking up from each other is "this woman fails to meet the standards of hetero womanhood" - none of them look like the lead of a romcom, none of them look like an instagram model. passing each other on the street they won't look that closely, but when scrutinizing the image, they pick up on these "failures" and interpret them as deliberately signaling disinterest in male attraction. the secret of course is that no one can meet these standards because they're fake; instagram models and movie actresses are staged and edited.

i may or may not want u. depending