In A Million Years, When We're Older

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

the funniest thing about the “hobbies” post was that it was a joke on relatable posts and had a fifth bulletpoint that was less relatable. however it was made during the time where you could edit other peoples text posts & somewhere early on, another blogger either didn’t get the joke or simply thought it’d do better as a straightforward relatable post and… yeah i’ve been seeing variations of that post all over social media and even one time on a t-shirt in the years since.

I love back in ye olden days tumblr was like we're just banning porn but artistic nudity is fine and now every painting that looks like it shows skin gets auto-flagged

posts funnier with timestamps on