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invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know
The Legend of Oakhurst site is now live!
Come check out the wonderful collaborative website we've created! So many artists, writers and other creators worked together to make this a reality! ^_^
Trailer (Created by @idontneedbee)
Links to the Website!!
vampiressmp.neocities.org
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Reblogs are appreciated! We want as many people looking at this beautiful project as we can!
Thank you to everyone who participated!
James Ortiz Cameo Collection Masterpost
As there are Tumblr users without any other social media, this is a collection of James Ortiz Cameo videos found on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram.
BTS of the āLook behind you!ā scene
Blooper improv scene of Grace, Rocky, and Mary
On Grace and Rockyās relationship + Adrianās first impression of Grace
Rockyās thoughts on drag
Favourite part of Rocky + How to start puppetry + āI have seen a lot of fanart, full stop.ā š¤Ø + āRocky mate bad as hell, statement.ā
Silly story of Ryan Gosling being a movie dork
Shooting PHM with Ryan + Collin County Community College theatre department + happy anniversary wishes
Thoughts on Adrianās fanon design
Puppeteering Rocky + Rocky adopting human mannerisms
Favourite musicals and Shakespeare
Rocky & neurodivergency + Eridian headcanons + Rocky and Adrianās relationship
Favourite story from set
How Rocky coped with being alone + Rockyās personality + The trip back to Erid
Rockyās thoughts on furries + Which animal Rocky is most similar to
This collection does not include smaller clips, only full length videos and clips over 30 seconds. Additionally, videos focused on personal messages to specific fans are not included, only more general messages for the wider fandom.
The collection will be updated as more Cameos are shared, if there is a video I have missed please feel free to leave a comment about it!
* Added Cameo #12 and #13 on 21/07/2026 * Added Cameo #14 on 24/07/2026
write the rom com twin
I PROMISE I will at least do like bullet points but rn I am dying. Also at least one of the people involved is also super online and if she finds out I will explode I fear š
but uhhhhh hereās a quick preview:
in like march of this year my best friend (who Iāve had a crush on for 4 years mind you) realized she should start dating a guy soon in order to hide her bisexuality from her parents. And I, the idiot that I am, actually took this seriously and suggested a guy friend of ours I thought would work (while convincing myself that nothing would come of this on the inside, of course).
Anyway guess who started dating for real a few months later.

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.
Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.
Still no homo ?
I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.
Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.
Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.
Still no homo ?
I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.
obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
Hello fellow v!smp fans! I am still stuck in Oakhurst and am writing a literary analysis of the queer themes in vampires for my final project so I wish to bring it forth what Iāve gathered for discussion:D
Hereās what Iāve got!
Prompt: Pick a text/media object you love (e.g., poem, song, film, tv show) and perform a thorough explication that details how it handles gender or sexuality
Owen-
Loss of a lover
Disease metaphor for being closeted
Disease metaphor for AIDs
Scott-
Likes being a vampire, loves his life, wouldnāt change a thing
āNot all vampires are evil, but some of us do like to be.ā
Privileged, openly gay and flirtatious, wants what he wants when he wants it and thinks he deserves to have such
First targets two pathetic men? I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!
Avid-
He hates vampires! HATES THEM!
Vampires took Elle away, because Elle turned into a āvampireā and he had to kill her. Elle was a lesbian
Scott must be a vampire, because humans canāt be that hot, Scottās evil because heās making Avid feel not very straight things
I canāt be gay if Iām homophobic ahhh mentality
The moment he becomes a vampire he becomes a rabid simp, man lover
Scratch can also be an AIDS/closet metaphor
Closet:
AIDs:
āYou have all the makings of a monster in youā
Shelby-
"Everybody keeps calling me crazy and I'm sick of it!"
"If somebody tries to kill me or any of them again I will kill them first."
"Because we're not a family. You made sure of that."
Very blatant found family metaphor
Apo-
She just wants her girlfriend man
Trans women drafted into the military
Legundo-
Vampires arenāt real
Well now that they are real I can help them be human again
Owen turned me into a vampire
REPLACE VAMPIRE WITH GAY AND HUMAN WITH STRAIGHT!
āDo no harmā
"I DON'T DESERVE ETERNITY!"
Martyn-
Possibility for homophobia existing in this world
Renās just your close male friend eh buddy? Even after you died for each other?
The moment he finds out vampires exist he decides theyāre disgusting and deserve to be burned alive. Even if some donāt want to be. IEven if they used to be his friends
Cleo is the only exception because of how they handled theyāre turning
Symbolic of a violent homophobe
"See you in just a second."
Pyro-
Yearner
"Yes sire,", "you hold no power over me" or "I've proven my loyalty"
Perpetual victim
Czeslaw (how he is interpreted)
Pearl-
Abolish-
Works with good vampires to kill the bad vampires how tf do I make this queer
Ren-
Wtf is his cursed tongue a metaphor for???
Tbh I think Ren just wanted to do a weird accent
Internalized homophobia???
Generational trauma?
Hates vampires bc a witch cursed him = hating trans women bc men suck?? Mayhaps??
Sausage-
Sex addict /silly
Perhaps he falls into the idea of queer paradise (need to look into him more)
Cleo-
Drift-
"I guess it's true that vampires can't see their reflections"
Coward
Running from her case
How do I make
Louis- As a treat
Hello fellow v!smp fans! I am still stuck in Oakhurst and am writing a literary analysis of the queer themes in vampires for my final project so I wish to bring it forth what Iāve gathered for discussion:D
Hereās what Iāve got!
Prompt: Pick a text/media object you love (e.g., poem, song, film, tv show) and perform a thorough explication that details how it handles gender or sexuality
Owen-
Loss of a lover
Disease metaphor for being closeted
Disease metaphor for AIDs
Scott-
Likes being a vampire, loves his life, wouldnāt change a thing
āNot all vampires are evil, but some of us do like to be.ā
Privileged, openly gay and flirtatious, wants what he wants when he wants it and thinks he deserves to have such
First targets two pathetic men? I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!
Avid-
He hates vampires! HATES THEM!
Vampires took Elle away, because Elle turned into a āvampireā and he had to kill her. Elle was a lesbian
Scott must be a vampire, because humans canāt be that hot, Scottās evil because heās making Avid feel not very straight things
I canāt be gay if Iām homophobic ahhh mentality
The moment he becomes a vampire he becomes a rabid simp, man lover
Scratch can also be an AIDS/closet metaphor
Closet:
AIDs:
āYou have all the makings of a monster in youā
Shelby-
"Everybody keeps calling me crazy and I'm sick of it!"
"If somebody tries to kill me or any of them again I will kill them first."
"Because we're not a family. You made sure of that."
Very blatant found family metaphor
Apo-
She just wants her girlfriend man
Trans women drafted into the military
Legundo-
Vampires arenāt real
Well now that they are real I can help them be human again
Owen turned me into a vampire
REPLACE VAMPIRE WITH GAY AND HUMAN WITH STRAIGHT!
āDo no harmā
"I DON'T DESERVE ETERNITY!"
Martyn-
Possibility for homophobia existing in this world
Renās just your close male friend eh buddy? Even after you died for each other?
The moment he finds out vampires exist he decides theyāre disgusting and deserve to be burned alive. Even if some donāt want to be. IEven if they used to be his friends
Cleo is the only exception because of how they handled theyāre turning
Symbolic of a violent homophobe
"See you in just a second."
Pyro-
Yearner
"Yes sire,", "you hold no power over me" or "I've proven my loyalty"
Perpetual victim
Czeslaw (how he is interpreted)
Pearl-
Abolish-
Works with good vampires to kill the bad vampires how tf do I make this queer
Ren-
Wtf is his cursed tongue a metaphor for???
Tbh I think Ren just wanted to do a weird accent
Internalized homophobia???
Generational trauma?
Hates vampires bc a witch cursed him = hating trans women bc men suck?? Mayhaps??
Sausage-
Sex addict /silly
Perhaps he falls into the idea of queer paradise (need to look into him more)
Cleo-
Drift-
"I guess it's true that vampires can't see their reflections"
Coward
Running from her case
How do I make
Louis- As a treat

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Hello fellow v!smp fans! I am still stuck in Oakhurst and am writing a literary analysis of the queer themes in vampires for my final project so I wish to bring it forth what Iāve gathered for discussion:D
Hereās what Iāve got!
Prompt: Pick a text/media object you love (e.g., poem, song, film, tv show) and perform a thorough explication that details how it handles gender or sexuality
Owen-
Loss of a lover
Disease metaphor for being closeted
Disease metaphor for AIDs
Scott-
Likes being a vampire, loves his life, wouldnāt change a thing
āNot all vampires are evil, but some of us do like to be.ā
Privileged, openly gay and flirtatious, wants what he wants when he wants it and thinks he deserves to have such
First targets two pathetic men? I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!
Avid-
He hates vampires! HATES THEM!
Vampires took Elle away, because Elle turned into a āvampireā and he had to kill her. Elle was a lesbian
Scott must be a vampire, because humans canāt be that hot, Scottās evil because heās making Avid feel not very straight things
I canāt be gay if Iām homophobic ahhh mentality
The moment he becomes a vampire he becomes a rabid simp, man lover
Scratch can also be an AIDS/closet metaphor
Closet:
AIDs:
āYou have all the makings of a monster in youā
Shelby-
"Everybody keeps calling me crazy and I'm sick of it!"
"If somebody tries to kill me or any of them again I will kill them first."
"Because we're not a family. You made sure of that."
Very blatant found family metaphor
Apo-
She just wants her girlfriend man
Trans women drafted into the military
Legundo-
Vampires arenāt real
Well now that they are real I can help them be human again
Owen turned me into a vampire
REPLACE VAMPIRE WITH GAY AND HUMAN WITH STRAIGHT!
āDo no harmā
"I DON'T DESERVE ETERNITY!"
Martyn-
Possibility for homophobia existing in this world
Renās just your close male friend eh buddy? Even after you died for each other?
The moment he finds out vampires exist he decides theyāre disgusting and deserve to be burned alive. Even if some donāt want to be. IEven if they used to be his friends
Cleo is the only exception because of how they handled theyāre turning
Symbolic of a violent homophobe
"See you in just a second."
Pyro-
Yearner
"Yes sire,", "you hold no power over me" or "I've proven my loyalty"
Perpetual victim
Czeslaw (how he is interpreted)
Pearl-
Abolish-
Works with good vampires to kill the bad vampires how tf do I make this queer
Ren-
Wtf is his cursed tongue a metaphor for???
Tbh I think Ren just wanted to do a weird accent
Internalized homophobia???
Generational trauma?
Hates vampires bc a witch cursed him = hating trans women bc men suck?? Mayhaps??
Sausage-
Sex addict /silly
Perhaps he falls into the idea of queer paradise (need to look into him more)
Cleo-
Drift-
"I guess it's true that vampires can't see their reflections"
Coward
Running from her case
How do I make
Louis- As a treat
This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but itās also kind of an amazing two-line poem? āHis Wife has filled his house with chintzā is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and āchintzā is a perfect word choice hereāsonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then āto keep it real I fuck him on the floorā collapses that whole mood with short percussive soundsābut itās still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
I hate that my aesthetic sense agrees with this but everything you just said was correct
I went back to dig up this post because I was thinking about poetry.
This is one of those non-poem things that are among my favorite poems.
As the OP stated, the use of alliterative consonants is aesthetically just great, especially the placement of the strongest use at the end: āfuck him on the floor.ā The use of āchintzā is indeed great word choice.
Because Iām insane, decided to scan the poem:
Not only is the second sentence, indeed, perfect iambic pentameter, the entire poem is perfectly metered, though the first sentence has four iambs rather than five.
There are further things I love about this poem, though: I like the casual connotations of ākeep it realā juxtaposed with āchintz.ā It causes me to interpret the āchintzā more strongly as meaning something fake, a facade. There is also of course the coarseness of āfuck,ā which is a contrast with āchintzā but a different kind of contrast, gutsy and carnal where āchintzā is flimsy and inanimate.
And then there is the storytelling: there is SO MUCH storytelling in just these two lines. To break it down: The speaker is having sex with a married man, in the house he shares with his wife, which is āfilled with chintzāāsomething that here connotes fakeness, in contrast with ākeep it real.ā
The illicit encounter in the poem takes place within a house filled with facade, the flimsy construction of the wifeās marriage and domestic sphere, but the encounter itself is a taste of something āreal.ā Thatās a story, and itās just two lines.
This is EIGHTEEN SYLLABLES, yāall. The amount of meaning condensed into these eighteen syllables is stunning, and it is so elegantly done.
From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.
Kept thinking about this ever since I saw it and had to do something
there's art now
Ah dang to go further; the floor is framed as a refuge. As if there is literally no other space in this house that hasn't been populated by his wife with flimsy inanimate fakery. There is no space for this man in this house save for the floor. There is no space for him on the sofa, oon the counter tops, and most notably, no space for him in the marital bed.
Iād also like to point out the use of the word āhas.ā The wife has filled the house with chintz. She isnāt filling the house with chintz. She doesnāt fill the house with chintz. She has filled the house with chintz. Use of the past-tense makes the wife a subtly removed element in the story, someone whose presence we see in the environment, but who is blissfully distant during the actors throes of passion. There is an element of physical as well as emotional separation from the wife that is catalyzed by being fucked on the floor. Use of the past tense is an end to the wife presence in the actors life, a carnal catharsis amid cold fragility and emotional distance.
This is my new favourite post in the world
everyone cheer for the one (1) time tumblr had reading comprehension
And, predictably, it's because it was about gay sex
In case anyone is having a bad night
(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)
Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the oceanĀ
Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe
Here is a website where you can press aĀ āmake everything okayā button, over and over, until things really are okay
Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden
Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)
Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)
Here and here are websites where you can play with sand
Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods
Here is a website where you can paint someoneās nails
Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis
Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbedĀ āthe nicest place on the internetā because it really is, yāall, it made me cry)
Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites
Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)
Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3
Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm
Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests
Here is a website of calm rain noise
Take a breath. Itās going to be okay, I promise.
girl who sat next to me at the coffee shop had that Tortured By Computer Work look in her eye so i turned to her and was like Are u doing research? and it turns out she (white) just started working as an indigenous liaison for an ecological wellness surveying company (hired bc she worked with the local nation for a year) so i was like OMG can i share resources with you. and whipped out my 1 million notes and academic papers on ethical Indigenous-settler relations/research and Indigenous perspectives on ecological restoration. she was like omg are u sure this is basically a whole course for free and i wanted to tear my shirt off liek YES!!!! I WANT TO PROMOTE LOW BARRIER EDUCATION TO ADVANCE DECOLONIZATION AND RECONCILIATION!!!!!!!!!!! STEP IN2 MY GOOGLE DOC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here's a googoodrive folder containing learnings on Experiential Learning in Ecological Restoration annnddd Research Practice in Indigenous Contexts. each course folder contains a "![Course number] Notes" document as well as PDFs of all the text-based readings that the notes draw from :-)
i plan 2 make accessible the learnings from my other classes too but i think ill only have time to do all that anonymizing & reformatting once i graduate in a few months lol
vampires enemy tournament round 1!
cleo v apo OR apo v scott
cleo v apo
apo v scott
may the biggest haters win

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Hello, hello! I am currently recruiting participants for my Master's Thesis! If you are:
- Between the ages of 16 and 35;
- On the Aromantic and/or Asexual spectrums;
- A MCYT fan;
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