get produce 🍊 at the loco grosh 🛒

Caugh caugh

i was doing like an advanced kind of post where you dont want to like or engage with it at all

the time they told me they felt deceiptful and unfulfilled because of the "swaths of [them]self that [they are] unwilling to share" with me and then asked me to comfort and affirm them about the things i loved about them🧍and i did because i was being kept blind to what was really happening

like the innate part of me that detests thinking badly about people is saying Oh surely im blowing things out of proportion, there must be a misunderstanding somewhere ... but then each time i dip my toe into the four years of records of our relationship it just becomes apparent that it was actually even worse than i was remembering Lol

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

The gaping hole in the world of the uncleless nephew

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso