The Demon Llama

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

Dude I remember this post back when I didn’t even have Tumblr. This is great.

This legendary post… on MY dash? Dang.

I FOUND IT

THIS WAS ON TUMBLR??? OH MY GOD???

IT STILL EXISTS

THIS IS STILL FUCKING HERE?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH

date of origin: October 31st, 2013

It’s here! Oh my god. I was just scrolling and it was right there! Legendary.

I literally caught on fire from how funny this post was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

important distinction that often fails to get mentioned is that jojos jesus is actually mormon jesus

apparently there was a stunt in icarly where Gibby jumps from the ceiling into the ground but there were no safety measures and the stuntman broke his fucking ribs 😭

He caught like a foot of air on the bounce... Holy shit

Why in gods name didn’t they just toss a Gibby-shaped dummy holy shit there was no need for this stunt on fucking iCarly

so, according to gibby’s actor, this is exactly what happened

oh this is phenomenal.

The fucking googly eyes

@yamisnuffles

I’ll have to make one next year.

“trans rights are human rights. not big surprise”

“Transphobes think they can outsmart me…maybe, maybe… But I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.”

@random-cluster–missile

was explaining to my mom on the phone the concept of a cosmic horror and she hit me with the one hit k.o. of "oh you mean like horton hears a who?"

Explain???

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

Soon, folks. Soon. The Georgening approaches.

Happy George Jetson’s Conception Eve 

How can a human being be so fucking dumb

@memecucker