back at it again

you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

the way that recurring bridget x samus comic mischaracterizes both of them in literally every panel and line

i don't think you get it. how stifling it is for your each of the truest expressions of your heart to be reduced down to a game of make believe that everyone around you is merely humoring. how you've forgotten it i do not know. were you never a child, once upon a time?

One of the saddest things in analyzing game design is when you can clearly see the intended play pattern of some player option, but the devs just keep failing to make it any good, so high-level play ends up being done in a completely different, unintended way.

"This is [character]'s signature ability. No other characters have it. Their stat spread is perfectly tuned to be completely out of sync with the signature ability, and their best build is one where they use the generic ability Literally Everyone Else has instead."

What?

girl whose dark chuuni powers are suppressed by being shoooooo shweepy all the time

how the fuck could they possibly make a good zelda movie

it's really not hard to make a fun wahoo mario movie that passes the bar of acceptability, and they just about did it once, but then the sequel was catastrophically bad, which is kind of an achievement given how easy the task should have been. you can't fart out an acceptable high fantasy film though you just can't. the people you get to do it have to be at least 50x better at their craft than illumination

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

could you make up some more words please :)

wawa gobbler

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty