back at it again

if only there was a way for me to jump and pop at the same time. but there isn’t. there’s no way to do that.

Who else has thousands of ideas but unfortunately your mortal form is constantly at 'low battery' energy levels?

ID: A skeleton exasperatedly gets after another one in robes, "...yes 'Hi I'm John from Lothric commons and I've pledged my undeath to High Lord Wolnir' [caps] Do you hear the words coming out of your mouth?? / You. Are in. A cult." Beside them, a skeleton sits despondently in a chair with a large metal band of spikes around itself. End ID.

im convinced that the people who "love summer" live in vancouver or some shit. psyop to make us okay with global warming. i do not believe that you "love" being covered in sweat that doesnt dry and feeling sick from being outside for 30 minutes sorry i have to just assume you live somewhere that doesnt actually get very hot on a regular basis