You’ve made your last delivery, kid.

twink ate all my pretzels so i threw it off a cliff like a harpoon and it actualy inbedded on the other side of the cliff and now im kinda mad i didnt tye a rope to its feet

Sometimes when I get bored I go to local wind turbines and start spinning them backwards to destroy the electricity they generated.

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

more people should talk about radovan the blacksmith and henry's relationship, especially bc working for radovan is the first time henry's touched a forge since skalitz.

#henry should go to sleep in radovan's forge and wake up to the sound of radovan's hammer swinging and for a moment think hes back in skalitz via @a-mel0n These tags are brutal and are included here because YES. Yes he should have a moment like that. Bonus points if Henry just woke up from one of his nightmares where he sees Skalitz because I believe he has more of them we don't see (nightmare negative perk in KCD1 used for the sake of my headcanons).