You’ve made your last delivery, kid.

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

if you make a post complaining about sexism in fandom you will Always get people in the notes that try to lampshade the very phenomenon you're critiquing. "where are the woman in fanfiction, they all seemed to have disappeared" meanwhile a dozen people are loling in the notes saying they do this intentionally bc they dont like to write women

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.