You’ve made your last delivery, kid.

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Im still thinking about on Christmas Eve when some random guy approached me and my boyfriend to try and convince us to not he gay anymore but he was kind of lowkey shy and bashful about it so neither of us initially understood what he was talking about until he started telling us to read the bible and then both of us cackled like hyenas and walked away which I would assume broke his already nervous shy spirit forever this is literally the type of interaction that would happen in a Christian propaganda movie

Katy Perry just grabbed me by the back of the neck and put my head through a glass china cabinet