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"are you ready for ap testing?" LAME who cares im ready to have love in my heart and joy in my soul and reach levels of whimsy not yet conceptualized by the human mind

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
straigt up one marvle they are smaller and less harmful than a bowler ball.
they’re doing bad voicovers of this post on tiktok now
more like the poop LMAO
We Didn't Start the Fire, Oops Only JD Vance Fuck Ups Edition: met Zelensky, was a dope, dropped a trophy, killed the pope.

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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.
100% of popes that JD Vance has met with died hours later. Its just numbers and statistics
OH MY GOD YOUR BACK! :D
(If you remember me of course-(
-D
HEYYY YES I AM
HOW R UUU ITS BEEN FOREVER
"i gave you all me best me's, my endless empathies/ and all i did was bleed as i tried to be the bravest soldier"
youre losing me by ts is so dean winchester at john coded
ok major life updates from my side
almost done with senior year of highschool. scary!
tomorrow i'm opening twelve angry jurors which will be my last play of highschool. it's a cool play
i have done a big research project about textile arts and activism it's so cool. i'm also currently trying to process nettles into fiber it's harder than i thought it would be
man nothing much exciting happens i'm just doing some fun crafts
i've decided what college i'm going to next year!
and i've decided against going to prom or grad night. cause i don't like that kind of thing. which is probably why exciting highschool drama stuff doesn't happen to me
and my school is going to hell in a handbasket. as is everything
now you've gotta tell me what's going on in your life goddamn it's been so long
-OMG thats so crazy dude damn we literally met in middle scholl hello
-i fear im literally an angry junior i am SO DONE with this school year i fucking hateeee trying ot be an academic weapon when all i want to do is like go fishing because the sun is OUT
- omg i wanna see that that sounds so cool bit damnn! i like would not have guessed thats a real thing thats so cool
-i have decided for prom night and i got my fress for 20 DOLLAR FROM A THRIFT STORE because a bitch lovesss an excuse yo dress up (im the bitch) and prom is greek themed so im gonna be covered to gold to the TITS because i loce gold kewelry i will be clinkin and clanking
my life school has been HELLL atp my ass signed up for 4 aps and pre calc os kicking my ass i fear i am not builtl to be a math girly ever. bio lowk fun tho except we literally had 4 teacher swaps (one old dude who just kept telling us thst all of what we were learning hadnt bren discovered when he was in college). also just took the SAT did not fuck w that
also trying to start fuguring out college stuff been floplfopping between archeology and music as majors lately but idek that shits so hard dude
do NOT remind me of the passage of time that's scary!!! i didn't exist in middle school and it has NOT been five years since we met!!
you're literally so straight man core.... fishing.......
yeah nettles are a pretty common fiber, when it comes to uncommon fibers. if that's a sentence that makes sense at all. this is my first attempt which means if i get any usable fiber out of it it won't be much and it won't be great, plus it'll my second time using my drop spindle... probably nothing much will come of it. but nettles are hardly in short supply, so i can do this as much as i like until i can make something real from it. i'll be able to say i made fabric completely from scratch.
oooh the prom dress sounds so cool you've gotta send me pictures!!
college stuff is literally The Worst but it's also not that bad. so like chill out but also it's massively important. that's my wisdom for you.
i remember when i took the SAT the night before i had a really vivid dream that one of our exerpts to respond to was an article about a radio play about two black men falling in love in the jazz revival scene in my hometown. and i remember pretty much nothing about the SAT other than that and that they wouldn't let me sew. i did eat some of the scratch paper though. the real tragedy of them making all the ap tests digital is that you can't eat them anymore
no i literally love fishing dude me and the other bass clarinets (BASS 🐟) went fishing and after i was lowk fiending the get back out there
thats so cool dude u gotta like show ur setup because hello just abracadabra making fabrics
i gotta try to get her tailored i fear the tits too fat and it squeezes 💔 but we stay STRONG in these trying times
no because its so crazy to conceptualize college like its so far yet lowk not that far idek
i WISH there was jazz on the sat that wouldve been better than the second math module (evil). also i actually hate the digialtal ap exams our school has the WOST internet and theyre doing sm construction right noe they keep cutting the towns signal over and over again like its not gonna work
my setup is the messiest bedroom you ever did see. i have a drop spindle and homosexual audacity. currently the nettles are drying in the barn between the chicken feed and my mom's tie dye. and previously they were in a big bin that i stole from my mom's tie dye workshop. the next steps are beating, cleaning, carding, and spinning- that'll probably be out on the porch, mostly. if i end up having enough fiber to make something- which will probably require another trip to the river and the whole retting process again- i'll either knit it on needles i stole from my english teacher or put together some kind of cardboard loom. fibercraft is great cause you can just do whatever. my whole process is "do whatever until it seems about right" and it hasn't failed me yet. i'm having a great time. i actually started this so i could get extra credit in ap environmental science but it's probably gonna go into the summer and i'm having so much fun with it
college isn't real and it can't hurt you. don't worry about it. until you have to. i'm actually like sooo bad at handling stress but so very chill about it in hindsight so it's like. yeah i cried half the days in october when i was trying to finish my essay but it's whatever you'll be fine.
i think all u reallky need is a homosecual attitude to tackle most things in life tbh. but that sounds so fun omg! its always lowk school projects that soin outta control like that thats so funny.
do whatever u want till it seems rivht is so good dude thats how i get theough jazz (even tho the combo is full of OPS 💔 but also twin iz there so it cancels out). like i just fuck ariund and do some shit till voila that sounded good! and weve got a gig this friday lowk nevrous but itll be fine i j need to pra tice a bit more tmrw
god i HOPE maybe itll just disappear trust. no ok good thing my lang teacher is having us right at least 3 essays for colleve for our final project so ill be able to just get those over with. PLUS shell write me a letter of rec im gonna be her student aid next year
dude i'm going to disneyland for a choir trip next week and my choir has been. not good this year. we have a pretty good set for disneyland but damn was it hard to get there. our teacher really wants us to be a jazz choir but we are 9 people and only 6 of us want to be there. and NONE of us want to do jazz. and we're not good. and we have no tenors. last year choir was soooo good i guess the universe just had to make up for that. the teacher is simply not good. and she does not teach us. or command any respect.
i'm not anti-jazz in fact i really do like vocal jazz. i just think it needs to be done with a choir that is good. which we are not.
in any case. past my bedtime. the tired. i'll talk to you in the morning!!!
hello sorry for dying again school be kicking my ass
omg i want to disneyland freshman year for a band trip it was so fun bro. were going to new york next year im so excited. but damn no when people arent excited about it its so lame
also dude jazz singing lowk seems crazy hard likr i play but whenever we do scatting just for Practice and "Fun" it is not fun and i hate it
im taking a little break from precalc study rn but i fear ill have to lock bacm in soon :(
ok major life updates from my side
almost done with senior year of highschool. scary!
tomorrow i'm opening twelve angry jurors which will be my last play of highschool. it's a cool play
i have done a big research project about textile arts and activism it's so cool. i'm also currently trying to process nettles into fiber it's harder than i thought it would be
man nothing much exciting happens i'm just doing some fun crafts
i've decided what college i'm going to next year!
and i've decided against going to prom or grad night. cause i don't like that kind of thing. which is probably why exciting highschool drama stuff doesn't happen to me
and my school is going to hell in a handbasket. as is everything
now you've gotta tell me what's going on in your life goddamn it's been so long
-OMG thats so crazy dude damn we literally met in middle scholl hello
-i fear im literally an angry junior i am SO DONE with this school year i fucking hateeee trying ot be an academic weapon when all i want to do is like go fishing because the sun is OUT
- omg i wanna see that that sounds so cool bit damnn! i like would not have guessed thats a real thing thats so cool
-i have decided for prom night and i got my fress for 20 DOLLAR FROM A THRIFT STORE because a bitch lovesss an excuse yo dress up (im the bitch) and prom is greek themed so im gonna be covered to gold to the TITS because i loce gold kewelry i will be clinkin and clanking
my life school has been HELLL atp my ass signed up for 4 aps and pre calc os kicking my ass i fear i am not builtl to be a math girly ever. bio lowk fun tho except we literally had 4 teacher swaps (one old dude who just kept telling us thst all of what we were learning hadnt bren discovered when he was in college). also just took the SAT did not fuck w that
also trying to start fuguring out college stuff been floplfopping between archeology and music as majors lately but idek that shits so hard dude
do NOT remind me of the passage of time that's scary!!! i didn't exist in middle school and it has NOT been five years since we met!!
you're literally so straight man core.... fishing.......
yeah nettles are a pretty common fiber, when it comes to uncommon fibers. if that's a sentence that makes sense at all. this is my first attempt which means if i get any usable fiber out of it it won't be much and it won't be great, plus it'll my second time using my drop spindle... probably nothing much will come of it. but nettles are hardly in short supply, so i can do this as much as i like until i can make something real from it. i'll be able to say i made fabric completely from scratch.
oooh the prom dress sounds so cool you've gotta send me pictures!!
college stuff is literally The Worst but it's also not that bad. so like chill out but also it's massively important. that's my wisdom for you.
i remember when i took the SAT the night before i had a really vivid dream that one of our exerpts to respond to was an article about a radio play about two black men falling in love in the jazz revival scene in my hometown. and i remember pretty much nothing about the SAT other than that and that they wouldn't let me sew. i did eat some of the scratch paper though. the real tragedy of them making all the ap tests digital is that you can't eat them anymore
no i literally love fishing dude me and the other bass clarinets (BASS 🐟) went fishing and after i was lowk fiending the get back out there
thats so cool dude u gotta like show ur setup because hello just abracadabra making fabrics
i gotta try to get her tailored i fear the tits too fat and it squeezes 💔 but we stay STRONG in these trying times
no because its so crazy to conceptualize college like its so far yet lowk not that far idek
i WISH there was jazz on the sat that wouldve been better than the second math module (evil). also i actually hate the digialtal ap exams our school has the WOST internet and theyre doing sm construction right noe they keep cutting the towns signal over and over again like its not gonna work
my setup is the messiest bedroom you ever did see. i have a drop spindle and homosexual audacity. currently the nettles are drying in the barn between the chicken feed and my mom's tie dye. and previously they were in a big bin that i stole from my mom's tie dye workshop. the next steps are beating, cleaning, carding, and spinning- that'll probably be out on the porch, mostly. if i end up having enough fiber to make something- which will probably require another trip to the river and the whole retting process again- i'll either knit it on needles i stole from my english teacher or put together some kind of cardboard loom. fibercraft is great cause you can just do whatever. my whole process is "do whatever until it seems about right" and it hasn't failed me yet. i'm having a great time. i actually started this so i could get extra credit in ap environmental science but it's probably gonna go into the summer and i'm having so much fun with it
college isn't real and it can't hurt you. don't worry about it. until you have to. i'm actually like sooo bad at handling stress but so very chill about it in hindsight so it's like. yeah i cried half the days in october when i was trying to finish my essay but it's whatever you'll be fine.
i think all u reallky need is a homosecual attitude to tackle most things in life tbh. but that sounds so fun omg! its always lowk school projects that soin outta control like that thats so funny.
do whatever u want till it seems rivht is so good dude thats how i get theough jazz (even tho the combo is full of OPS 💔 but also twin iz there so it cancels out). like i just fuck ariund and do some shit till voila that sounded good! and weve got a gig this friday lowk nevrous but itll be fine i j need to pra tice a bit more tmrw
god i HOPE maybe itll just disappear trust. no ok good thing my lang teacher is having us right at least 3 essays for colleve for our final project so ill be able to just get those over with. PLUS shell write me a letter of rec im gonna be her student aid next year

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This came up on my Pinterest feed the other day and I was like 'oh is this a diy craft thing?' and then it wasn't.
I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.
I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."
Feel free to repost, no need for credit
bro is it parasocial to experience art
That poor pest control guy did not know what he was getting into, but given the state of my yard i feel like he should have known what he was getting into.
He was going door to door offering to spray the base of the house for pests for a discount rate because one of our neighbors signed up for pest control and he walked down my driveway (covered in spiderwebs), up onto my front porch (covered in spiderwebs), and knocked on my door (covered in spiderwebs) and said "hi, I'm John from the bug company, would you be interested in a discount service because it seems like you may have a spider problem."
And I said, "oh, no, I'm sorry, I won't be spraying for spiders, I like them. I want to encourage them."
And he gave me kind of a weird look and was like "why?" And I was honest and said that they were my pest control, they take care of my mosquitoes and and and flies, and then I kind of laughed and said that I should stop because I know way too much about spiders and if he let me go I'd talk his ear off.
And then he made his fatal mistake and asked what I knew about spiders, and if I knew what kinds of webs he'd walked past to get on the porch and what spiders were in my yard.
So then he got to hear my thoughts on brown vs black widows and why I wished there were as many black widows as there used to be but I had a big beautiful one under my patio table right now and even if I prefer black widows because they aren't invasive the same way that brown widows are i still like the brown widows and i had a lovely one who lived in my patio chair from August until the firestorm in January and she was so good and kept eating cockroaches and had made five big egg sacks and how I was so proud of her and I used to have a lot more orb weavers but their numbers never recovered after the tropical storm last year but I had a cute one on the shed that I took a picture of yesterday and of course there are tons of wolf spiders and jumping spiders and cellar spiders if you wanted to count them too and some false widows but I hadn't seen any of them this year and, well, yeah, anyway they're not actually dangerous mostly and widows want nothing to do with you but a bite wasn't pleasant but much better than a recluse bite but I almost never see recluses around here but i wouldn't, would I, because they're not called brown gregarious spiders, oh and there are black footed yellow sack spiders around and you don't want those to bite you but their little toes are so cute and I'm sorry, sorry, sorry like I said I can go off about spiders, but also I don't want to spray because I've got so many pollinators, I've got a whole wisteria vine full of carpenter bees, actually i saw a male valley carpenter bee last week, did you know they're golden and fuzzy? He was so cool! But, yes, sorry, I won't be spraying but thank you for asking, and I'm sorry I was the crazy spider lady at you!
Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.

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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons
CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life
actually you’d see the muscles joints and organs through clear skin. to prove the point of tumblr behavior I just had to point it out