The Beach Episode - Kelewele Kween

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

Karl Marx's name is unironically really funny when you remember that the German currency was marks, so it'd be like if communism was made by a guy named John Dollar

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

The politics of many people of today is "now it's MY TURN to be the slave master, now it's MY TURN to be the abuser, the rapist, the one with the whip, and anyone who disagrees is a fed". Iont like that.

some of y'all are reblogging this in a "you can't be mean to white people or men" sort of way, when I mean this in a "zionism, terfism and radqueer bullshit is ugly" way.

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

I need a 5 year vacation