LOVIN GODZILLA ON MAIN

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

i wish the world that self-victimizing christians hallucinate where everything is completely secular and anything to do with christian beliefs is shunned and forbidden was actually fucking real ngl

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Daniel molloy posts a picture of himself age 19 on Twitter on a whim and it goes viral when someone retweets with the caption "wait i got my cock sucked by this twink for a hit off my crack pipe back in '72 didn't know he was writing vampire erotica now but with the things he did to my balls im not surprised"

i like a trans headcanon as much as the next guy but sometimes it really boils down to “that character has not had enough agency and/or introspective freedom in their life to have transitioned by the time we meet them in their story”

fantasy stories love to begin with the world's most razeable peaceful little farming village having a big grand festival

It's the best time to raze a village because there's usually people from nearby villages visiting for the festivities so you get to kill more people this way

@ominous-signs

Official ominous spider

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

Kinda wanna start hating on a random united state for absolutely no reason. Like what if I just start saying Iowa is like a soggy burger bun of a state