your local moron

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

behold, the Gamer

Did you know that taxonomically there is no such thing as a video game?

a video game is actually more closely related to a camel than it is to a hagfish

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

TADC wiki in shambles after wiki admin starts claiming the story is about an "amazing digital circumcision", starts adding references and theories about it to every single page

briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

danganronpa if it was good

Unmute, btw.

i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

the fuck did I just read

here's a link but Reuters refuses to make a preview card for some reason

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now