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actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

I <3 MY BED #mybed

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

Laying this out on a tatami mat in front of me and stopping a moment to watch the cherry blossoms fall

shooting myself in the face with my 80 dollar 12 gauge and waking up 3 hours later to drop some crinkle cut fries into my jawless throat

Imagine listening to music like this. Something wrong with these people. "They should have made it part of the book" THEY DID??? THE PAGES ARE LITERALLY ON THE INSIDE OF THE BOOK?????? YOU'RE NOT SCANNING A QR CODE TO READ THEM ON A DIFFERENT WEBSITE WTF DO YOU THINK "the book" IS IF YOU DON'T THINK THE PAGES IN THE BOOK ARE PART OF THE BOOK????????????

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

Ras' Master is the Master of Ras, in the same way that Nya is the Master of Water

I think the thing people forget when they talk about how weird it is that we're supposed to take snakecism seriously or whatever is even in s1 these guys found Pythor a lil bit crazy. They were like "YEAH! DEVOURER TIME!" until the ninja were like "It's gonna eat you too buddy" and then they were all like "WHAT THE FUCK? YO PYTHOR CAN SUCK MY CLOACA I'M OUTTA HERE." Like these guys were never genuinely pure evil on the basis that they clearly were not 100% on board with Pythor's plan, they just felt directionless, mad, and wanted revenge for being sealed underground for ~40 years.