I'm not flesh and blood, I'm a being made of love 💖

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

line his shit up

I Saw The Money Grow

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

Dorohedoro AU where everything is the same except the milita has this as their uniform.

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"