Heir of Light

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

"ohhhh i'm an influencerrr" you are a shill. you are the fucking slap chop guy. sell me some oxyclean

at least billy mays had the dignity of snorting a huge line of cocaine and just yelling grinningly at us about Product. you are on instiktam.com doing a little dance like a circus animal. you are giving yourself airs over being a costumed street corner mascot for a car dealership. you don't even have a close enough relationship to the product you're pushing to call yourself a huckster. be ashamed

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

They became the puppet

#let me tell you something about Adar #we were best friends. I know so embarrassing right? #so then I was chief lieutenant to Morgoth who was totally gorgeous but then he was exiled to the void #and Adar was weirdly jealous of him #like anytime I would blow him off to commit dark deeds with Morgoth he’d be like ‘why didn’t you call me back?’ #and I’d be like ‘why are you so obsessed with me?’ #and then at my coronation he murdered me and now I guess he’s on crack (via @aethelredism)

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment