"I wish I did not have to sugarcoat my sadness, but if you swallowed it raw, naked, and uncouth, it would curdle your insides and shrivel up your tongue."
- A.I.// for a string of bad days.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"I wish I did not have to sugarcoat my sadness, but if you swallowed it raw, naked, and uncouth, it would curdle your insides and shrivel up your tongue."
- A.I.// for a string of bad days.

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help a vulnerable young woman avoid survival sex work!
a friend of mine on bluesky is helping raise funds for her friend Eve, who is currently at significant risk of ending up on the streets due to excessive medical bills from emergencies and health issues.
shes only 18, has no supportive family, and is having to decide between going homeless or returning to dangerous (for her) survival sex work.
her gofundme is half funded right now!
please consider a donation - even one as small as $5 will help! - or, at the very least, a signal boost!
$729/$1300 (6/9/26)
(you can also boost on bluesky here)
all sauron knew about hobbits is that one of those little dipshits had his ring. and the first hobbit that called in with the palantir he was like "....that must be the little freak that has my ring" but no, that was pippin. because there is more than one hobbit, but I guess he didnt consider that.
probably didnt help that the heir to gondor, possibly his most formidable enemy, immediately called back and was like "yeah that short fella that just called? hes definitely got your ring and hes with me. fuck you" and sauron was like "ooooh that settles it!!!"
Parvinatator swims near the coastline. It is very little.
i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

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ANEURYSM UPDATE:
cta scans this week to get a map of my blood vessels
digital subtraction angiography on the 15th to see if we can just cut off blood flow to the aneurysm
if that doesn't work, i'll have endovascular surgery on the 24th to get a flow diverter and coiling to keep more blood from flowing into the aneurysm and clot the blood already in there.
recovery from all this is gonna SUCK. friends have offered to organize meals/groceries/gift cards and such, so if you wanna help, let me or @whineosaur know and ill send you a meal train link when we have one ❤️
happy pride to my favourite post on reddit
it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.”
i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me.
When I taught swim lessons I remember trying to delicately ask parents not to cover their child in shea/coconut/olive oil before lessons.
“I understand your skincare regimen and wanting to protect their tender baby flesh from the pool chemicals, but COULD YOU NOT OIL YOUR CHILD LIKE A GREASED PIG before tossing them in the POOL? Thanks EVER so much!”
@nakimochiku i CACKLED

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You say, "idk I think telling and showing little girls that the only way to be creative is through makeup is weird, and I think pushing makeup onto little girls is weird", and people will start throwing rocks at you like. What's happening.
Addio, 2008.
Eva and Franco Mattes
Took two people to think this one up
(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)
do not taste plants if you don't know what they are
do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet
hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro
And today, we have this winner:
I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...
In comments, they continue:
and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:
So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!
YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

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i miss u so much (pre ai internet)
Scrimshawed Cane, circa 1831
The l-shaped finial an intact tooth carved with a whale in relief to one side, the other bearing inscription: "Capt. I(Ivory). C. Albert; Ship Isabella; Fairhaven", atop a shaft fully wrapped in vertebrae, possibly shark's spinal column. 32.75" /83,19cm length