геть, думи сумні!

i strongly believe that everything should be about Ukraine all the time yes next question

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

you think so much. You could think about a door for a hundred years and it would stay closed.

I'm sure false etymology posts aren't like actually more common than any other type of misinformation on this website, it just happens to be a type of misinformation I'm better at spotting and a type of misinformation that shows up in the type of posts people I follow tend to reblog. but dang false etymology posts sure are common

The feeling you have evoked is their use

the eclipse is in like an hour and NOBODY is selling the glasses 😭

lmaooo i thought of a great spot to watch the eclipse that i assumed would be somewhat secluded and there are so many people here

nooooo the clouds decided to fuck us over

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

the eclipse is in like an hour and NOBODY is selling the glasses 😭

lmaooo i thought of a great spot to watch the eclipse that i assumed would be somewhat secluded and there are so many people here