He who hesitates, disintegrates.

pro wasp propaganda to

spite my phobia

THIS "ANIMATED FILM"

CRITTERZ, (for a bit of context) IS A FULLY AI GENERATED "SHORT ANIMATED NATURE DOCUMENTARY" FROM 2023, PRODUCED UNDER VERTIGO FILMS AND NATIVE FOREIGN(native foreign is a very pro-ai company). WELL FUCKING GUESS WHAT.

ITS GETTING A FULL FEATURE LENGTH FILM, ALSO WRITERS FROM PADDINTON IN PERU ARE WORKING ON IT.

DO. NOT. WATCH.

I REPEAT, DONT EVEN HATE WATCH IT OR PIRATE IT, STAY AWAY FROM IT AT ALL COSTS. DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO IT ALL, CORPORATE ONLY SPEAKS MONEY SO JUST STAY TF AWAY.

AS AN ARTIST I CAN'T LET SHIT LIKE THIS SLIDE, I REFUSE TO LET PEOPLE'S JOBS BE TAKEN BY SHIT LIKE THIS.

FUCK AI.

@un-payaso-raro @clearlykelsey @basilisverygay @bluejaysnests @blaze-is-silly @cr0wxo @idkwhatishouldputlmao @not-really-a-conjunction @yourl0calqueer

DONT FUCKING WATCH THIS MOVIE GUYS

@idontknowimtrying @totallynottangy @charliesinfern0 @mrtennano1fan @strange-aeons @sexypeople-contests-2025 @miku-module-showdown @micchiyt @the-muppet-joker @marspebbles @starridge @staff @tvt1me @mickikikikikikikiki @v1ru5-teh-g00ber @hatsunemiku-official @hellsite-hall-of-fame @temmiechang @totally-kasane-teto @totally-eleanor-forte @samson-the-whale @ask-tenna @ask-mranttenna @abnormal-tulip @snapscube @saltydkdan @sage0ftruth @yi-xi-official @yohioloid-official @your-fave-is-forklift-certified @your-fave-hates-ai @neru-akita-official @corey-beepington @cheezbot @cozy-crow @leahshark @possumbound @decade0001 @definitely-mihoyo @arthurroseart @camm-6 @peanutbuttergamer @peanutheaddd @earwigconsumer @elvis-official @vr1sk4 @all-fandoms-eras-tour

FUCK AI

@amethyst-marshmallow @idiotlaintelligent

@a-slice-of-dice @yourfavoriteshadeofinsanity

i hate ai i HATE IT I HATE IT I HA

@tazzymcclazzy @pineapple-cheese-bread @eucalyptusnomore

Warning moots:

NAH BITCH NUH UH

It’s fine. This is a readily comprehensible human illogic. Exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to Earth.

And he decides he’s honored by it, in a humanly illogical way.

The humans are asking him to do what is after all his job, and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task. He has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others. Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so happiness must logically slow it down. 

Plus, Vulcans of his generation love puns. There were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet. So when he realizes that he is a walking zero-effort pun, and that the humans also love the pun, he is all for it. He is the Joe Cool of the entire Vulcan population in his city. 

And via this pun, the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth, by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families. 

For real though working together with some human social workers, a Vulcan would be an excellent caretaker for children in an adoption center.

Child has a meltdown? Imagine Stork, perfectly calm and unbothered, approaching the kid and saying “You appear quite upset, Eliza. If you would please allow me to relocate you to the ‘bean-bag-chair,’ we can discuss the source of your distress.”

A Vulcan educated in medicine and child psychology would be endlessly patient with a kid with behavioral issues. Stork wouldn’t get or upset or frustrated. After all, these are children with medical and psychological conditions. It would be illogical to blame the child or to not treat them with the appropriate care.

Even if the a little one was having a bad day or was just overtired, Stork wouldn’t get angry. He might even be a calming presence. Any new kids acting out would learn real quick that they’d have better luck trying to arm-wrestle a Klingon than get a rise out of Stork.

Not only that, Vulcans live much longer than humans. Imagine Stork looking virtually unchanged as decades pass. Kids he’d helped years ago would turn up fully grown, maybe there to adopt their own kids, and run into Stork, looking almost exactly as they remember him.

Heed The Stork

There’s Always A Chance and

Not Logical by MarlinSpirkHall (hi)

What Stork Brings by AfterIWake @mousedetective

One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat by Android_And_Ale @android-and-ale

Just This Once, Everybody Lives by @alternatefuturesao3

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

well i added my contribution : )

be adding to this but here’s

my contribution