gay kid named twink

Gay people can go outside without being oppressed. We, casual South Park yaoi readers, do not have that luxury.

hbo’s celebrity episode where kenny and cartman are both doing a lot of auditions and cartman keeps getting booked as like. the pedophile on cop shows while kenny keeps getting like “one night stand of the main character of the newest failing sitcom about a group of 20 somethings trying to ‘adult’ and One of them is gay”

kyle’s the one who has actually had his ass ate while watching a tubi original and he was mad about it but stan was scheming bc if they watched literally anything else kyle would be too locked in to the show to care that stan is trying to hit

buttman (probably) wouldn’t be abusive because if cartman starting acting up butters would just punch him in the face. like if butters is being abused by cartman it’s on purpose he knows what he’s doing it’s fine he has no problem standing up to that guy

an important distinction between butters and cartman is that butters is gay because he hates women but cartman hates women because he’s gay

deadbeat group chat member

what are the kids' favorite ice cream flavors

craig would like vanilla....

kenny would like some bullshiiiit like fifty mix-ins a gallon of artificial color

sp tumblr is basically just 8 freaks dragging around corpses

kenny mccormick right now texting all his friends' moms "hey beautiful, i hope you have an amazing day today ❤️" and they all reply like aw thanks sweetie ❤️ and he sends a screenshot to all his friends to piss them off