queering the floozy/cad binary

It drives me insane how many people dont realise how often they break the law and that if the full force of it was ever applied life would basically be unliveable. Like between traffic violations, petty workplace theft, account sharing and piracy alongside how common it is to have been in posession of some illegal drug at some point in your life. People still manage to get away with thinking "criminals" are people who commit crimes not just populations that are surveilled enough to be routinely prosecuted

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

camera shutters kind of sound like taking a bite of a crisp apple because a camera takes a bite of the light in the air

They need to make Hippodrome, a movie set in the vicinity of the 532 Nika Riots, when the rival chariot teams were effectively gangs providing civil service. Chariot racing was always way bigger than gladiatorial everything, and we haven't had a good Constantinople movie maybe ever.

cats are mostly on patrol but you can still talk to them

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

Look outBig tooth cat in play place

letd go eat parts of that guys car

mostly i do god knows what

i mean, you know, people are entitled to their sexual proclivities. let there be a thousand blossoms bloom, as far as i'm concerned. but i ain't spending any time on it, because in the meantime, every three months, a person's torn to pieces by maenads in thebes

Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐