The Name's Blaize

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You, the world’s greatest supervillian are quite popular with civilians due to the fact you actively go out of your way to keep innocent bystanders out of harm’s way. Today you just met a young upstart villain who doesn’t respect your caution.

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")

How do you draw too loud?

Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational

From a friend: I dreamed that Hank Green had tried to convince me to grow (and consume) modified bananas which produced Prozac and LSD.

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

A victorian