Taken Aurally

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

#they named them like cats in a shelter

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.

You should probably give a man some fish while you teach him to fish. It’s hard to learn on an empty stomach

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

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You agree to test out my new escape room but when you arrive you discover it's just a series of blank rooms with doors that are locked by increasingly obscure and esoteric shower knobs

Our old scan of this was legit and fun looking but really was pushed to black and orange showing almost no green. I’m not sure if this was because it looks )to me) like the upper part of the painting had a little damage, but I am enjoying this high rez version, seeing green for the first time and also just getting it, cause I’ve been looking for years for a replacement. This one is not at any gallery.