jack of no trades. master of fuck all

To be fair, given the subject of many ttrpgs and the vibe of those who play them, it 100% could just be that he greets all his customers as m’lord.

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

Thinking about Lancelot removing the strands of hair from Guinevere’s comb and sniffing them. He’s a major league freak and I love that about him.

Wait, did he actually do this?

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

here's a quiz i made so you can learn what type of fanfic character you would be <3333