:3

let's take it slow. like real slow. like really really slow. like not progressing at all

yes my executive function. thankyou my executive function

let's take it slow. like real slow. like really really slow. like not progressing at all

yes my executive function. thankyou my executive function

[girl living in a wondrous world and having a vast amount of choices available]: i'm bored

afraid choices you consider might disappoint some people? try disappointing people on purpose! you might like it

godddd what if i post something and the girls don't like it?? what happens then?

i'd get taken out back and shot

let's all walk down the path of least resistance until we smooth it down into a slippery slope

call my posts bunnies🐇 the way they flop

let's take it slow. like real slow. like really really slow. like not progressing at all

[hypnotising you but i'm really bad and shy about it] you're uhhh you're looking at these words, yes? you're reading them. you're comprehending them. the world around you slowly fades out. you're feeling slightly light headed. you uhm. you find yourself compelled to go into my ask box. you uhhh. you. you feel like you really really want to praise me. like really really badly. it's the main thing you want to do. and afterwards uhhh you want to reblog this post. and you feel great. and you tell me in the tags how great you feel. ok? uhhhh ok that's it. bye!

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

you're in his dms playing league or something. i'm in her past subtly altering key memories just enough to create a series of coincidences and funny stories and symbols that will lay the groundwork both for her inevitable transition and her tendency towards religious delusion specifically involving a few carefully chosen phrases and images i'm planting all throughout her memory. but have fun in jungle or whatever the fuck

you're on the phone with him talking about the sigil he keeps scribbling all over his notebooks in a handwriting nothing like his own. im in the original post already changing her pronouns retroactively

do u think ragatha fucks like a plushie or like a beanbag

two things which famously do not fuck

what you don't know could fill a library

anybody have any recs for hypno audios/places to find them

buy her a bag of chips... and fuck her in it!!!