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i love how this works no matter the result

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"If you tax the billionaires, they'll leave!"
"Billionaires employ everyone, idiot!"
Two options here then, if we tax them:
1) They leave, take their monopolies with them, and we get to rebuild an economy based on small businesses that benefit actual people. 10/10, please leave.
Or the more realistic one:
2) They stay and pay their fucking taxes, because if they don't, who's going to make them all the free money that they could never spend in a million lifetimes while they sit on the superyacht they keep at their 4th vacation home?
What are they gonna do if we tax them? Outsource our labor to other, cheaper countries? Give our jobs to AI? Lay off all the experienced, high paid employees and replace them with newer, inexperienced, cheaper employees? Lower the quality of their products to save money? Charge us more for products that are slowly becoming smaller and less full? Oh, wait.
Those parasites and those jobs aren't going anywhere they weren't already going. Tax the fucking billionaires. At least we'll get something from them that way.
"If you tax the billionaires, they'll leave!"
"Billionaires employ everyone, idiot!"
Two options here then, if we tax them:
1) They leave, take their monopolies with them, and we get to rebuild an economy based on small businesses that benefit actual people. 10/10, please leave.
Or the more realistic one:
2) They stay and pay their fucking taxes, because if they don't, who's going to make them all the free money that they could never spend in a million lifetimes while they sit on the superyacht they keep at their 4th vacation home?
What are they gonna do if we tax them? Outsource our labor to other, cheaper countries? Give our jobs to AI? Lay off all the experienced, high paid employees and replace them with newer, inexperienced, cheaper employees? Lower the quality of their products to save money? Charge us more for products that are slowly becoming smaller and less full? Oh, wait.
Those parasites and those jobs aren't going anywhere they weren't already going. Tax the fucking billionaires. At least we'll get something from them that way.
i wish i was born as someone who could handle life
This satire article resonated with me so much

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getting brain damage from having too much fun
unaligned (2016)
you can lead a lamb away from slaughter but you can't make it stop feeling like a sacrifice
Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."
Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put βyou absoluteβ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
as well u can just add βedβ to any object and itβs sounds like you were really drunk
example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night
#i was gazeboed mateΒ #i was absolutely baubled
Meanwhile,Β βutterβ works for the first (e.g.,Β βyou utter floorboardβ) but somehow βutterlyβ doesnβt seem to work as well for the second (βI was utterly floorboardedβ).
Utterly doesnβt work for drunk because itβs the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.
β¦ huh. Β I thought that might just be the similarity toΒ βflooredβ, and yetΒ βI was utterly coat hangeredβ does seem to convey something similar.
I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.
Completely makes the phrase mean βsuper tiredβ.
βGod, itβs been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.β
Something is
Something is wrong with our language
Is it a glitch or a feature?
Feature

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
Iβm going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
How much
Only 3400
hot damn πββοΈ cmon guys lets go πββοΈππππππππππππ§ββοΈ
ok Iβm back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go
Iβd honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.
You are really gonna freak out when I tell you about the sun
The Sun's fine as long as it stays over there
this made me smile, sending you warm vibes today
β¦ How warm?
gonna be honest i donβt know how many more βenter the 6 digit code we sent to your phoneβs i got left in me

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay
It's about that time of year again, and after having this circulate for a year now, it interesting seeing some observations:
Despite making this post in August, this post spikes in brief periods throughout the year, depending on when folks like to start.
Reading all the cool costume projects people are working on
Some of you animals reblog this on November 1st
Been getting into ceramics lately
How do they taste man
It hasnβt even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think Iβm eating it. It hasnβt even been five minutes.
Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man
Not so good.