hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

I KNEW I had seen this exact same image before! Good old "Organisms On or Near Appropriate Signs" project.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Clearly the engineering prowess of a scientist used to working with a USAmerican public school budget

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.

This book vibes

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man