Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc

I like my boring life. It saves me from a lot.

Turns out, the more confused they get, the angrier and more controlling they get about it. The more terms we come up with for sexuality and gender, the louder they scream about genitals being the most important thing on the human body, as opposed to the mind or heart or any part of it that you actually cannot live without.

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

That moment where Nikki tells Bear that she's writing a love story that isn't a romance, and he doesn't get it. Can't recognize the difference between the two things, and the way it dooms them all. ugh. UGH. NOBODY TOUCH ME

i’m not a nikki freeman apologist because nikki freeman did nothing wrong what would she have to apologize for