Head First, Fearless.

one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

Unfortunately every time he gets close it slips out and he has to start over

One must imagine Sisyphus edged

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

would love to see more non-sexualized nudity like this in art. this, right here? this is every woman: just at home relaxing with her tits out. she doesn’t have her tits out to please anybody but herself–she’s lounging around, she’s hanging out with her cat, she has her tits out just because. that’s a whole mood. that’s relatable, realistic, and very human. and it’s so superior to the massive amount of art we have of women frolicking around with their backs arched to appeal to the male gaze. lady just doesn’t wanna wear a bra. just wants to lounge around with a book and a cat and her tits just hanging. respect

This makes an incredible and resounding amount of sense

official boob post

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.

the funniest thing wrong with me is that i'm so bad at picking up on social cues that bullying tactics only have a 10% success rate on me

out of the shower wet is like a different wet. dry in 5 minutes. ocean wet lasts 20 minutes and if you get bath wet you’re wet for like an extra hour

so i bought stronger weed last night

no no you’ve got a point there

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[id: screenshot of a headline that reads, ‘Not A Good Sign: This Zookeeper is Hauling Ass’]

the fact that no one can actually vote on this not even me is really funny actually. to purgatory you go little shit

TOILET UNCLOGGED EVERYONE YOU CAN VOTE NOW

ok but imagine being one of the people who found that out on ACCIDENT

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.