becoming a new type of guy

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

lmfao I just saw zohran doing the inaugural swim in a full suit and tie, the schtick genuinely gets funnier the more he does it. My only complaint is should have worn swim trunks OVER the suit

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

Fish aren’t dumb for biting worms on a fishhook. If there was a jolly rancher in a gun barrel I would at least try to grab it out

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3

the usual fearmongering around detransition and testosterone feels pretty unserious when you already know and love trans and intersex women. like sure maybe you will regret it, but so what? worst case scenario you end up as a woman who has experienced the effects of having elevated testosterone in her system. there are a lot of those. you will survive.