oozey mess
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
trying on a metaphor
if i look back, i am lost
Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
KIROKAZE
Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
sheepfilms
Mike Driver
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Andulka
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wallacepolsom
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i really really like when an artist gets tired of a sketch when they get to a difficult part so they just label the thing they dont wanna draw. like this.
absolutely delightful i hope people never stop doing this forever.
he’s so cutie sweetie in his little nest
no need for that
I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
tinder link in bio.
the replies:
*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?
I’m sobbing
I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves
her pussy
OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.
get back here and share that with the class
yeah
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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good
Being an NPC in Dredge must be a wild ride. You work on an oil rig and one day this guy in a bizarrely tricked out fishing boat rolls up at Mach Fuck You to say hi (why does he have an icebreaker?) and he's got dredging equipment so the foreman asks if he can pull up some of your missing supply shipments and he says sure. Okay, the weird guy with the suspiciously souped up fishing boat (why does one of his engines look like it's made of meat?) is just a nice, normal guy who's just weird about his boat, fine.
And then you start drilling and cause an oil seep in an inhabited group of islands and you feel bad, but your new friend makes a deal with the scientist to go study the seep, so it'll probably be fine, right? Well, then the fisherman, upon hearing that he'll be going back and forth between the oil rig and the Marrows (and isn't that a kind of morbid name for a place where people live?) a lot, dumps a glowing golden anchor overboard that OPENS UP A PORTAL, AND WHEN HE GOES IN THE PORTAL HIS BOAT FUCKING EXPLODES.
And then the next day, his suspiciously souped up fishing boat un-explodes out of the portal and he docks on your workplace that you also live in like nothing ever happened.
I, for one, would simply start drinking.
taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing
joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons
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Mill Street, Algoma, Wisconsin.
When your cat falls asleep on you.
don't make this harder, please
no, we're not
this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?
billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests
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tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.
Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.
