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just wanna let you know that i have a Ko-Fi! if you like my art, please consider donating!
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in addition, i now have a Patreon!
Ko-Fi is a tipping service, while Patreon has you pay a monthly subscription for my work, so choose carefully!
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Domestic abuse resources England
It's a sad fact that incidences of domestic abuse increase during football tournaments. For example, when England loses a match, incidents of domestic abuse increase by 38% - and when England wins, they still increase by 26%.
Here are some helpful links to information about domestic abuse support in England:
Support for women, men, members of the LGBTQIA+ community, and disabled people: visit this link for further info.
Childline help children and young people deal with whatever is happening in their lives, including abuse of any kind.
Stay safe â¤ď¸
If your birthday is on June 14th and for whatever reason you are feeling disappointed about that, just know that you share a birthday (hatchday) with my parrot Ripley:
He is turning 16 this year and as always, we will be throwing him a party.
He is turning 17 this year!
Why is pet play always dogs anyway
Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.
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Pour one out for Javert who got tied up with long hair by people who did not care about him. There is NO WAY smallfries werenât getting loose to tickle him in the face, and NO WAY anybody tucked them back for him, and frankly I would probably rather be shot than spend the night that way. Aaaaaaaah.
If Hugh Jackman can deadlift 405 pounds, he shouldnât have settled merely for Marius. He couldâve picked up Enjolras as well. You know what, add Eponine. Street gamines canât possibly weigh that much. Man letâs just add the whole of Les Amis (including Gavroche). Itâs Hugh Jackman. He can take it.Â
#valjean just picks up the whole barricade and leaves
âyes my child I forgot what your booby of a young man looks like so please pick one from the pileâ
*tries to subtly tilt the more sensible looking ones towards cosette*Â
#but imagine him trying really hard to get her to choose combeferre
âLook, Cosette, this one is practicing medicine! And he seems to have an extensive reserve of facts on things from moths to space!â
âPapa, I think that is Marius beneath him.â
âNo it isnât. But look at this Combeferre, his glasses truly frame his face.â
âPapa-â
âCosette. P L E A S E.â
The best part about this is that Valjean has no idea who his daughters dating, but damn it he knows itâs one of them, so he just takes everyone. The young doctor? Coming. The drunk one? Hopefully not, but bring him anyways. The small child? Might be the brother of whoever Cosetteâs with, better bring him just in case. This young woman? Well, Cosetteâs already proven she doesnât tell Valjean everything, so sheâs coming too.
And then the final confrontation between him and Javert. Valjean comes staggering out of the sewers holding a pile of people.
âITâS YOU JAVERT, I KNEW YOU WOULDNâT WAIT TOO LONG!â
âValjean, what the fuck-â
âTHE FAITHFUL SERVANT AT HIS POST ONCE MORE!â
âHow are you balancing all of them.â
âTHIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS GIRL AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS CHILD HAVE DONE NO WRONG, AND THE NEED A DOCTORS CARE!â
âIâm not dealing with this, just go.â
âCOME, TIME IS RUNNING SHORT!â
âI said you can leave!â
âLOOK DOWN, JAVERT, THEYâRE ALL STANDING IN THEIR GRAVES! MAKE WAY, JAVERT, THEREâS ABOUT A DOZEN LIVES TO SAVE!â
âTAKE THEM VALJEAN.â
This is the best les mis post Iâve ever seen
Whom the fuck tagged this post as Enjonine?
WAIT this version is better!
I AM CRYIIINNGGGGGGGGG
you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish
Grand Theft Hamlet is a great movie, by the way, or at least it filled a need I didn't know existed. It's a documentary where a lot of actors in lockdown try to stage Hamlet in Grand Theft Auto Online, getting other people to read various parts, picking places to perform, scheduling rehearsals, picking up some regular people who watch them rehearse, and all the while dodging every other player in the game shooting at them with rockets. It's great.
One thing that especially worked for me, though, was the ghost. This is the first time I really felt it when Horatio begs Hamlet not to follow the ghost. Inside GTA Online, the ghost is in all black except for a ski mask with LED lights in a smiley face, standing on a blimp that Hamlet has to jump down onto from a balcony. Don't follow him, Hamlet!
Anyway, go watch this.
So I did not expect this to be so spectacular, and more fool me. The concept is fascinating, and what you get more than the play is a group of people trying to navigate an adriftness through the timelessness of Shakespeare, where modern conditions and humble truths of human nature clash a magnificent, jarring environment that seems perfectly suited to such a venture.
Choose your player
It took me a week to make this :33
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S Main Street, Reeseville, Wisconsin.
99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? Thereâs a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read.Â
Donât they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people.Â
Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! Theyâre getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And theyâre writing the heroes doing the killing, too! Thatâs basically telling kids itâs okay to go out and murder their families. Itâs promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we donât do something about it soon, youâll be murdered next!
The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.
I saw Goody OP writing darkfic with the devil.
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his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the âx before gta6â meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named GicÄ Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: âThis happened and GicÄ Petrescu hasnât even died yet?!?â
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
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I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea
