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Peter: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Loki: I'm a knife.
Tony: *from across the room* He's a little spoon!

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(I am a smol, angry bun with obsessive tendencies and someone asked me to rant about this nonsense)
In the beginning of Thor, Odin tells this frankly unbelievable story about the Jotnar attacking earth and “that’s why we took away their planet’s life-force and left them to die a slow, agonizing death with no hope of escape.” (I’ll get to Loki later, patience)
We all go along with the story because, whatever. We’ve seen less logical plots in movies.
But later on, he’s proven to be a child-thief.
Not just that, but he stole a child from a temple. If you know your history, you know that a lot of societies would take the children (especially babies) to the temple when they thought they were going to die or when their city was attacked and both parents had to fight. No honorable warrior would attack a temple, let alone enter with a weapon.
So Odin proves himself a dishonorable warrior and a liar in one fell swoop. (And does no one else realize where the priests went??? He probably slaughtered them all on his way in!!!)
In Thor: Ragnarok we learn that he did a number of things:
Lied about Thor being his firstborn, in multiple ways and for centuries. That’s a huge friggin’ deal in their culture.
He forced his generation to help him cover up how Asgard became the rulers (or “protectors” as he likes to call it) of eight other realms and lied to the future generations about the whole thing. (Ever wonder why there aren’t hardly any people older than Thor in Asgard? Odin had the power and “right” to have anyone he considered a “danger to Asgard” executed)
He imprisoned his own daughter after brain-washing her into becoming this murderous monster. He was afraid of what he had done.
So, taking all of this into account: Did he lie about why he imprisoned the Jotnar on their planet?
I would bet on it, because he is shown in the secret murals standing side-by-side with Laufey, seemingly at peace. But later in the murals we see he and Hela riding into each of the nine realms (Jotunheim included) with murder and subjugation in their eyes.
Now here’s the real question: What if, when they saw that the Asgardians were going all-out Colonial Britain on every planet they could get their hands on, Laufey sent his men to the one place no one would expect to ever turn on their new overlords?
In the story he tells Thor and Loki, he says that the Jotnar came and murdered whole towns of humans. This is just speculation, but what if Odin came to earth, murdered a bunch of rebellious humans and runaway Jotnar, and said that the “evil Frost Giants” did it when he came back to Asgard?
It would fit in to all of his lies and make everything that sounded like nonsense before begin to make sense.
Now let’s get this over with: You may be thinking, “Well, Laufey was obviously the bad guy. Look at how he treated Thor and what he almost did to Odin.”
Let’s discuss that, shall we?
Firstly, Thor just showed up on his planet with no prior warning (kinda like that one “friend” that just shows up at the most inopportune time) accusing Laufey and his men of attacking Asgard. He had every right to be upset.
Secondly, the man was obviously in mourning. If you’ve ever lost a child, you know that you do not get over that. And where is Loki’s other parent? Or his older brothers? (He has two, according to both the old stories and the comics) According to the comics, Loki’s other parent died in the battle. Then their baby is missing and (presumably) all of the priests that were supposed to protect him are slaughtered?
You look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn’t want to kill the monster at fault for all of that.
Now let’s get to Loki.
The kid is there in the beginning with that story, hearing about how his “father” slaughtered these evil monsters.
Then, centuries later, he’s spent his entire life being taught this. He even says that he’s the “monster that parents tell their children about” when Odin gives him the “I felt sorry for you” speech.
He’s always been different, even to the point of everyone around him only being there because they love Thor and Thor loves Loki so they have to hang out with him. (Except for Frigga, because she’s a supportive mom, even when being a captive bride with no agency, but that’s another rant altogether) but this is an entirely different can of worms altogether.
Of course he loses his mind. But here’s the thing: He goes on to try and prove himself to the “benevolent father who had mercy on him” by murdering the one person he knew his father hated and trying to eradicate the other “monsters” to prove his loyalty to Asgard.
Then he goes and commits suicide. He’s found by Thanos, tortured (rewatch the beginning of the Avengers and pay attention. That’s heat stroke, kiddies) and brainwashed (his eyes are way too blue, almost akin to Clint’s, only going back to their normal when the Hulk *ahem* gives him some cognitive recalibration) and then imprisoned.
I’m not excusing his actions, but you guys will forgive Kylo Ren (a member of a regime that was literally based off of the Nazis) and give Bucky (a guy who, in a lot of different versions, shot his abusive father as a child and, in every canon, later became the Winter Soldier with a death count that no one has quite been able to pin down) but Loki is “too evil” for you???
I mean, if you’re stuck on the brainwashing stuff, so was Bucky but you’re all cool with that.
Oh, yeah. And a fun fact to pull everything back to the beginning for you: ODIN’S MOM WAS A FULL-BLOODED JOTUNN
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Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea
Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.
On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold.
And yet somehow, my boss has forbidden their use. *glowers*
All arguments of necessity aside, people are forgetting that writing is an art form.
Stop stifling expression and creativity through arbitrary rules and conventions.
Painters use all kinds of mediums in new and creative ways and we praise them for it, yet writers aren't even allowed to put commas where they want??
WTF people, WTF.
Writers: Bad people are still people with their own problems and emotions, even when they cause problems and distress and hurt other people.
Tumblr Gremlins: Problematic. Blocked.
If you portray bad people as good people, then you’re normalizing abuse. Of course that’s fucking problematic.
Newsflash: people and good people are not synonymous.
If you portray a villain, that villain has thoughts, emotions, desires. Maybe even loved ones. They have things they want. They have reasons for what they do. And none of this excuses their villainous acts.
If you portray a good person, all of the same things apply. Thoughts, emotions, desires, loved ones, things they want, reasons, etc. And when you look at the acts they commit, you think to yourself, “That is a good person. I consider this person heroic, someone worth emulating.” Whereas when you see what the villain does, you think, “Man, that is fucked up.”
The entire difference between a good person and a bad person is not whether or not they are people, but whether the things they do and their reasons for doing them are good or bad. So you can portray a bad person, who abuses people, as having emotions, and desires, and thoughts, and they can still be a bad person.
So yeah. The OP says “bad people should be written as if they are people.” This is true. “Normalizing abuse” is what happens when you write bad people as if they are incomprehensible evil monsters with no common humanity with the rest of us, because this tells abuse victims, most of whom love their abusers, “You’re not really being abused because the person you love is not a bad person! Bad people are 100% evil monsters and the person who is hurting you obviously has feelings!” No. Bad people are people. When you write an abuser, write them as a person, with thoughts and feelings, because real abuse victims know that their abusers are people, and you don’t want to convince them that their abusers can’t be abusers because only monsters are abusers. You want them to understand that abusers are human too, because they already know the person abusing them is human. What they don’t know is whether or not they can consider what’s happening to them to be abuse.
Antis: “Only good people are actually fully human beings! This totally isn’t fascist or anything!”
“If you write well-rounded, deep, believable characters you’re a fucking abuse apologist!”
This is way too similar to that god damn “if you write characters being traumatized/in traumatizing situations then you are fetishizing abuse and you’re bad!” Like stories need conflict and sometimes being involved in conflict can be traumatizing, do you really want to consume only media that is entirely Good People Doing Good Things, Everyone Is Happy And Nothing Bad Ever Happens?? Because that’s sounds like a whole lot of boring to me
Given the alternative that we’ve had forever now, where characters go through intensely traumatic shit but have absolutely no trauma whatsoever - thus conveying the message that the problem is YOU, YOU’RE the only one who breaks like that - I’m gonna have to say I’ll take the realistic portrayals of trauma.
There is something, I think, to us as a whole, as humans, that is INSANELY disturbing and difficult about viewing irredeemable, evil people as PEOPLE. Like, we cannot accept that people who do things like commit genocide or murder people or abuse people are, in a lot of ways, just like us. That they have families and feelings and complex inner lives. And my gf just summed up why the portrayal of evil people as something apart from human is such a problem:
Because it keeps us from confronting evil when it DOES actually show up. It keeps us from confronting other people, who we know, who espouse hatred. Because how can this person, whom we know , who maybe we are even friends or family with, be an empty evil husk? It’s what keeps us from addressing things like racism, fascism, white supremacy- you name it.
When we dress up evil people as something apart from us, when we act like humans are inherently better than the evil people we see in media, it means that come being faced with a person who is doing abhorrent things, we are unable to process that. Because we feel like humanity and evil are incompatible.
You know it’s funny but we really need more bad people depicted as real people because it’s meant to be a warning to what you can become if you aren’t careful. Antis are good examples of that because they genuinely don’t realize how evil their behavior is because they think they are doing it for the greater good or with the best intentions justifies it. People are always the hero of their own story and if you can’t recognize that you are capable of being a monster then you will become a monster because you see everything that you do as good. It takes any complex thinking about morals out of the picture because you aren’t a laughing disney villain so why should you be concerned if your decisions hurt people if it wasn’t apart of the big picture or plan you have.
Think the Original The Lorax where the bad guy was viewed as complex and had good points even though he still was the bad guy. He was complicated and Kids could understand it through Seuss’s writing that he was just a person. Then look at say Ursula or Makeficent who had the complexity of a wet napkin and few kids could imagine themselves becoming. Obviously some kids can imagine themselves as them but which story really teaches you that good people do bad things or bad people don’t always realize they are bad.
It’s not some evil pro villain thing to make bad guys real. It’s a warning that you need to be careful because you could easily become the bad guy even if you have the best intentions.
I love this post.
Also, well rounded characters are just more fun to read, no matter what side of the morality scale they fall on.
You know what we call a person who causes massive amounts of harm because they’re an ignorant shit-bag who thinks they know what is best for everyone else? who puts their idea of morals and justice above everyone else's?

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All children are perfect
A “Loki; Mother of Monsters” AU
When Thor's children are found to be the product of incest (with one of the Allfathers own bastards) they are cast out of Asgard for their 'deformties'.
Loki, who has long suffered the cruelty of the Aesir himself, can’t stand to see his niece and nephews abandoned for being different. He makes the hard choice to leave everything behind and raise them as his own.
Gen/No pairings (Other than mention of past hook-up)
Warnings: Accidental Incest, Child Abandonment, Genetic Disorders & Abnormalities, Discriminstion, Neurodivergent Loki, Mention of past non-con
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Odin’s Family Dynamic - Part 1
There has been a lot discussion recently whole the subject of Thor and Loki’s relationship and whether or not it’s abusive and who is the abuser. To answer this, we need to first have an understanding of the kind of family they grew up in. This analysis is extremely long and it has 4 parts and they are completely related and you need to read all of them to get the whole picture. The posts will be updated with the links to other parts.
Odin: The Narcissistic Parent
It is accepted by most people that Odin was a bad parent. But Odin’s behavior can’t be simplified to just bad parenting. Odin is a textbook narcissist which in turn results in him being also a narcissistic parent.
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There are parts throughout the entire Thor (+avangers1 +IW) series that just made me super uncomfortable, that scream abuse, but 99% of it never gets acknowledged. Just like the real world actually.
We categorize abuse as something not done by kind, thoughtful, charming, well-liked, curious, and confident people. Something much more ambiguous is true. The truth is that people who perpetrate abuse can also have a multitude of positive traits, and they often have a genuine loving side. It does us no favors to ignore this conflicting truth. Do not meet someone and assume they must be safe because they are smart, well liked, and charming. Do not dismiss allegations of abuse because you see someone’s good side
This whole post, and all the connected posts, are simply brilliant. There has been serious work that’s gone into this analysis, and there are sources given regarding personality disorders and abuse.
Older sibling/ younger sibling dynamics
I’ve said it before, but as someone who was heavily bullied by an older sibling, the way that Thor physically intimidates Loki whenever he gets pissed off can be difficult to watch.
This is not “lulz, totally normal sibling dynamics, how adorable”. This is what abuse looks like.
Isn’t it cute when someone is so accustomed to violence that they habitually back away from you in fear?
Even when he is holding a weapon, and not just any weapon, Gungnir the weapon that is in the same level as Mjolnir. And Loki still backs away. And what really strikes me is that he positions himself in the next scene in a way that Odin comes between them. Like he instinctively seeks protection from a parent.
This is an unbalanced sibling dynamic, one that they have repeated through their lives so many times that it’s become a pattern and it’s anything but normal/healthy.
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when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills
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do you know what sucks? when you have a chronic mental health condition and you go several weeks with no flare-ups and you feel really great and really healthy and you’re having a good time and then all the symptoms come and hit you like a freight train and it’s so unfair because you had PLANS and you had IDEAS and you had your HEALTH and now everything is gonna be a lot harder for a while
@dictionarywrites That does suck, it is unfair, and you are valid for feeling like this <3
I know it won't help you to feel better now, but the fact that you did have several weeks without a flare up, that you felt good and had good health IS AWESOME, having a flare up now does not diminish that achievement.
Also, the fact that you made plans is GOOD even if you can’t follow through on all of them because there have probably been times where you can't/don't make any plans right?
I know that I personally cant say/believe any of these things when I try to apply them to myself at a low point, and it might not help you any right now either, but just know that there are other people out there who can 110% relate to this post and wish you all the best :)
Brain: I don’t wanna write anymore. I wanna read something.
Me: Alright, I guess we could do that for a bit. What do you wanna read?
Brain: Don’t know. Wanna read.
Me: There’s a lot to choose from. How about this?
Brain: No. Not that. I wanna read a thing that fits these exact specifications.
Me: Uh, alright, wow. Those are really exact specificatio-
Me: …
Me: Are you telling me you want to read the exact thing we were writing?
Brain: YES! I wanna read that. Let’s read that.
Me: …
Me: I don’t know how to tell you this, but we have to write it first.
I FEEL CALLED OUT BY THIS POST
Well. This accurately describes my relationship with myself...
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I don’t think ‘cute’ is the right term to use here…
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Chapter 2/2 Now added!
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Loki woke awoke groggily to a dry mouth, and the distinctive scent of medicinal herbs and seidr that would indicate his whereabouts as The Healing Halls of the palace.
He barely managed to stamp down the instinct to stretch or roll over, instead remaining motionless on his stomach to take stock of the situation.
The light behind his eyelids was dim and the ambiance quiet, yet there was still somebody in the chair near by. Early evening then. He had been out for half the day, possibly sedated.
It had seemed to take a life time, but Loki had remained vaguely conscious through to the end of his punishment he recalls. Worse than the lashes however had come after, when they had released his arms –the movement!- Like fire it was, and that… that was the last thing he remembers.
That must have been when he lost consciousness, how embarrassing to have fainted with half of Asgard watching! They’ll never let him live that down he muses, mood turning black despite the narcotic pain relief flowing through his veins.
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Deity powers AU- Loki gains "followers" through social media
Pre-Thor(2011) Totally AU, possibly cracky
Loki decides to become more powerful than Thor by gaining "followers" on Midgard. After spending some time on the realm he has learned the basics of social media, but mastering it and the local culture is taking too long! He decides to hire a minion from the nearby University. That minion is Darcy.
He explains that his mission is to become more popular and powerful than his elder brother using social media, and that they will have near limitless resources at their disposal. He never hides his identity but Darcy (at the beginning) thinks he is simply an eccentric foreginer, who is very into his 'God of mischief' persona.
Darcy makes Loki into an internet star via epic prank videos to start with. Then she tells him that he could grow his fan base more if he had some kind of political message or charity that he was supporting.
So Loki, who started all this as part of his sibling rivalry ends up doing some epic amount of good (because he is a god with magic powers who never does anything by halves) without really intending to and it changes him. He becomes all about the cause and forgets why he was here in the first place.
Then Thor comes to take him home for reasons (maybe a battle?) and everyone is like 'Woah!' Loki is stupidly powerful all of a sudden from his hundreds of millions of 'followers' compared to a few thousand for the rest of the gods.
The Aesir are all forced to eat humble pie.
++The cause would be something close to his heart like LBQT rights/representation, child abuse prevention, sexual assult survivors, etc.
I would love it if somebody wanted to actually write this as a fic, just tag me so I can read and adore it lol <3
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I’ve come to realize that I will never finish writing anything. Ever. So I posted this scene as a one shot
Summary: Loki has not been attending warrior training and the All-Father will not be pleased when he finds out (1433 words)
Loki was rudely jolted into the world of the living by a wake-up spell, which was terribly confusing for a minute, seeing as he has not been getting up for training lately. Of course, it comes to him quickly enough that his training cohort is on exhibition today, a dull test of drills and routine, unimportant really baring the fact that the King will be present on the grounds.
He vocalized a dramatically long groan then mustered every shred of willpower (and self-preservation) that he possessed to reach across to the nightstand for the energizing potion he had prepared for this morning.
Norns he hated training! Not because of the fighting, or way they treat him either, but because training is in the mornings and some days - every day lately- it was just sooo hard to drag himself out of bed. Loki just wasn’t a morning person, that’s hardly unusual is it? Everyone thought it was because he’s up late studying and practicing seidr, but the reality was that he hasn’t the energy for that either anymore. He gets up just before midday when warrior training is already over, shows up at lessons, skips the evening meal and goes back to bed soon after.
It’s a pathetic schedule. Lazy really. And Loki knows that in the past he would have been horrified by this, but he just can't bring himself to care. It’s probably normal, they say adolescents sleep a lot, right?
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