wowie

This is legendary though. Like, faking your own death over a matter of $20; that’s the kind of thing that could make you a famous artist.

Sweetie are you okay? You rebloged doesn't know what it's like to receive love 14 times today

im just going to gently tap the sign and offer a hug okay? no pressure to accept

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

last day to reblog

Fine

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

michael what the fuck.

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

One of these days, the crabs are going to get tired of waiting for the yanks to learn to shoot straight and will tear the bastard apart on the green.

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man