a bird

awww

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

just bc i like to know: what does ur phone case & lock screen look like?

we’re watching freaky friday and a britney spears songs was playing and my niece comments “that’s classic rock.”

your niece is correct. led zeppelin whom

Maneuvers.

The fourth and forbidden McElroy, banished to a desert isle for his crimes against nature

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

being an adult is a serious of fetch quests and waiting in lines

The only map that matters

Tag yourself I’m Mary’s Igloo

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic

say in the tags what you would be drinking and what your topic would be